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Liberals for Hire
By Ed
Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Ed here,

I listen to my satellite radio to and from work. I like to listen to Stephanie Miller and Ed Shultz. Now don't get me wrong; I like a lot of the things they have to say, but I'm not sure they mean what they say. I get the feeling they will do and say anything for money.

In order to get ahead in this world you have to play the percentages. A good poker player makes his decisions on what percent of a chance he has of drawing the cards he needs to win the hand. Probability and statistics will win most of the time. You don't have to win all of the time, just most of the time. Sure, you might have a run of bad luck, but if you play the percentages; over time you will kick the shit out of the person that plays his gut.

Stephanie and Ed are playing the odds, not their guts. Because of this they will come out smelling like roses. Ed has been advertising on his show for people to buy gold for months. When I heard Stephanie advertise the same thing on my way home from work, I realized that neither of the 2 can be trusted. It's kind of like falling asleep with a whore. She'll rob you blind. They talk a good game, but do you suppose they are in it just for the profit?

Anybody that knows anything about the precious metals market knows that gold and silver rise when Republicans are in office and fall when Democrats are in office. Not all the time, but the percentages are in that favor. Now I don't know the economics of it or why it's that way, but that's the way it is. If you don't believe that, check the past 50 years. Steph and Ed are saying analysts predict even higher prices in the future so you should get in now.

What ever happened to buy low; sell high? These 2 (I want to call them whores, but I'll just call them radio personalities) are saying buy high and take your chances. Well fuck me gently. At least with a whore, you get your dick wet. They know that most people in this country are sick and tired of Bush and the Republican machine. Could it be that if they put out the right message, they can also gain peoples trust? They know that a certain percentage of people that like what they say on the radio will also trust them in advertising ploys such as this. I honestly believe these people will stoop to the bowels of hell for a buck. If you don't believe that go buy yourself some gold.

In the near future, you will all be treated to someone special. I like to call him Special Ed. SPED for short. He only rode the short bus till the 8th grade. With that education he's made it all the way to fry-cook. He's a man's man, and he's a Republican. He asked me to tell you that if you don't eat your wife and jack-off your dog, he'll steal your whole damn family.

Ed

Keep your eyes open, SPED is coming soon.

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I'm Back
By Ed
Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Ed here,

Barak came to town the other day. In order for me to get a ticket to go listen to what he had to say, I had to buy a ticket. Do these fucking politicians think we work for them? That's right; I had to donate to his campaign in order to get a ticket. That's fuckin bull-shit. What has this country come to? OK, he's the rock star of politics now, but that shit's gonna fade. When I was growing up, politicians just hoped that people would come out and listen to them. Oh how times have changed.

Mr. Obama tells us all that he's what this country needs to turn this country around and put us on the right track. If the people of this country believe him and elect him president, we will be in the same shape we're now in. I'll ask you, what has Mr. Obama done? He's a good talker, but what has he actually accomplished? (I don't think I spelled that right, but according to my spell-check it's OK.) The Republicans want Obama. They won't lose to a black man. This country is not ready for a black president. And Hillary; this country is getting tired of the names Clinton and Bush.

The Democrats have an opportunity right now, but they are pissin it down their leg.

John Edwards came to town a couple weeks ago, and I was offered a free meal and the chance to hear him speak. Mr. Edwards didn't ask me for money. I had to decline the offer because I had to work the evening he was here, but at least he made the offer. I wasn't asked for a donation to his campaign. John Edwards has a message and just wants to get it out. I am donating to his campaign because I feel he's the right man for the job. Not because I had to buy a ticket. Like it or not, John Edwards is the best chance we have of regaining The White House.

If Hillary or Barak get the nomination, Mitt and Newt will be our next commander-in-thieves. So if you intend to vote for either Hillary or Barak, you might as well write-in for Nader instead. That's how much of a chance they have of winning a national election. I couldn't imagine myself ever voting for Hillary Clinton or Barak Obama. I will if either gets the nomination, but I hope the Democrats in this country are smart enough to not put me in that position. Obama might be worth looking at in the future. Once he's got some experience, but it is definitely time to put the names Bush and Clinton in the history books. In '08 it will have been 20 years they've been in charge. This country needs a change. Hillary is probably pissed because the Bush family has had it 12 and the Clintons only 8. She's got a score to settle. Think about it, 20 fuckin years these 2 families have been in charge. Then if Mitt picked Jeb as his running mate (he's on Mitt's list as possible) and won the election it could be 24 years.

It's Time For Some New Blood.

Opinions are like ass-holes; I just showed you mine
Ed

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