Liberals for Hire
By Ed
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Ed here,
I listen to my satellite radio to and from work. I like to listen to Stephanie Miller and Ed Shultz. Now don't get me wrong; I like a lot of the things they have to say, but I'm not sure they mean what they say. I get the feeling they will do and say anything for money.
In order to get ahead in this world you have to play the percentages. A good poker player makes his decisions on what percent of a chance he has of drawing the cards he needs to win the hand. Probability and statistics will win most of the time. You don't have to win all of the time, just most of the time. Sure, you might have a run of bad luck, but if you play the percentages; over time you will kick the shit out of the person that plays his gut.
Stephanie and Ed are playing the odds, not their guts. Because of this they will come out smelling like roses. Ed has been advertising on his show for people to buy gold for months. When I heard Stephanie advertise the same thing on my way home from work, I realized that neither of the 2 can be trusted. It's kind of like falling asleep with a whore. She'll rob you blind. They talk a good game, but do you suppose they are in it just for the profit?
Anybody that knows anything about the precious metals market knows that gold and silver rise when Republicans are in office and fall when Democrats are in office. Not all the time, but the percentages are in that favor. Now I don't know the economics of it or why it's that way, but that's the way it is. If you don't believe that, check the past 50 years. Steph and Ed are saying analysts predict even higher prices in the future so you should get in now.
What ever happened to buy low; sell high? These 2 (I want to call them whores, but I'll just call them radio personalities) are saying buy high and take your chances. Well fuck me gently. At least with a whore, you get your dick wet. They know that most people in this country are sick and tired of Bush and the Republican machine. Could it be that if they put out the right message, they can also gain peoples trust? They know that a certain percentage of people that like what they say on the radio will also trust them in advertising ploys such as this. I honestly believe these people will stoop to the bowels of hell for a buck. If you don't believe that go buy yourself some gold.
In the near future, you will all be treated to someone special. I like to call him Special Ed. SPED for short. He only rode the short bus till the 8th grade. With that education he's made it all the way to fry-cook. He's a man's man, and he's a Republican. He asked me to tell you that if you don't eat your wife and jack-off your dog, he'll steal your whole damn family.
Ed
Keep your eyes open, SPED is coming soon.
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