The Liberal Media
By Ed
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Ed here,
How liberal is the media these days? How liberal has the media ever been? These are questions that really have me wondering. At work today I had the pleasure of listening to a moron spout off about how the media is causing the country to turn against the OCCUPATION in Iraq. He (the moron) tried to say it was a war, but when W. landed on the aircraft carrier, he told us that we won. So I have to assume we won the war. We're in so many wars these days, I can't figure out which war I should worry about.
The War on Drugs.
Now there's a war. The Republican machine coined the term War on Drugs. The liberal media (if there is one) had nothing to do with creating that war. I agree that meth and drugs in that category should have war declared on the people that deal and use those types of drugs. Users should be given one chance to redeem themselves, but I say throw away the key on habitual violators. Now we are down to that evil weed. The liberal media makes a big deal about some poor 62 year old grandmother selling weed to support her bingo habit. Yep, the old lady got 3 years for selling pot to support her bingo habit. You must remember that if people are smoking pot, most of them don't drink as much. If they aren't drinking as much, Budweiser, Miller and the likes can't make as much money. How often do you hear about a stoned driver killing someone on the road? I can't remember the last time I did. I just watched the news, and a drunk driver just got 5 years for killing a family. So much for the war on drugs. By the way, we are losing this war.
The War on Terror.
Now we are talking war. By the way, the Republicans coined that one too. W says the war on terror is top priority. I agree with that, but since I wasn't an average student at Yale (you can bet if he wasn't GHW's kid he would have failed out) I could never make decisions like he does. The so called liberal media has done everything they possibly could to make this sorry piece of shit look good, but they can't even make it happen.
The War on Gawd
Huckabee; you know who he is. The Republican from Arkansas has thrown his hat into the ring for the Republican nomination for president. This fuckin hay-seed actually thinks the religious-right is going to have a say in '08. He wants to bring the country back to Christ. The religious-right is a good part of the reason they got their asses kicked in '06. Does anyone remember that moron in Colorado? You know the anti-gay preacher that got off on male prostitutes. This country needs a president named Huckabee like we need another one named Bush. How about the Republican congressman in Florida? You know the one that likes pages so much. I'm sure that before he got caught, he was all for Gawd. The so-called liberal media only broke the story (according to people like Hannity) because it was election time. There is no way it could have been because the fuckin asshole was a pedophile. How about the sorry pieces of shit that tried to cover it up just so they could hold a seat in the house? Money and power are way more important than people to these sorry ass-holes.
Now to all you hay-seed, stupid-assed, minimum-wage makin', country-fucks that think the Republicans are on your side. If you'd have made it past the 8th grade, you would know that just because someone says something, it doesn't mean it's true. I'm sure a lot of you have heard; "Get off dad, you're crushin' my cigarettes".
Opinions are like ass-holes, I just showed you mine.
Ed
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