"The Cunning Linguist" - The Year in Review
By Ed
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Ed here,
2006 is almost gone, but "The Cunning Linguist", made his mark. Let's take a look 'back at some of the memorable things that W. said this past year.
January 12, 2006;
"It's a heck of a place to bring your family" Bush in New Orleans.
February 1, 2006;
"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president". I realize this is hard to believe, but he actually said this.
March 22, 2006;
"No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that". Do you suppose his daddy cuffed him on the back of the head too many times when he was little?
April 18, 2006;
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as Secretary of Defense". I bet he flunked out of Yale Communitee College?
May 5, 2006;
"Finally, the desk, where we'll have our picture taken in front of-is 9 other presidents used it. This was given to us by Queen Victoria in the 1870's, I think it was. President Roosevelt put the door in so people wouldn't know he was in a wheelchair. John Kennedy put his head out the door". I have no idea what that means.
June 14, 2006;
"I think-tide turning-see, as I remember-I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of-it's easy to see a tide turn - did I say that?" Yes you did George.
July 15, 2006;
"One thing is clear, is relations between America and Russia are good, and they're important that they be good". July was kind of a slow month.
August 28, 2006;
"And I suspect that what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered. Houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses". This crap is hard to read.
September 6, 2006;
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror". It took him 9 months to say something I can believe.
October 26, 2006;
"You know when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war president. No president wants to be a war president, but I am one". No, you are a moron.
November 1, 2006;
"Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words". Does anyone actually think he understands anything he says?
December 7, 2006;
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die". Thank god there are only 12 months in a year.
Originally I thought W. missed his flight physical because he couldn't pass his piss test. I was wrong for thinking that. He had to have gotten lost on the way to the hospital. I bet occasionally, he forgets to wipe his ass after he takes a dump.
Opinions are like ass-holes, I just showed you mine.
Ed
Have a safe and Happy New Year!
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