Bush Compared To Abe Lincoln
By Ed
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Ed here,
I'm hearing a lot of talk from Hannity and the likes about Bush being a lot like Abe Lincoln. I have a hard time comprehending this, but here are the similarities I see.
Bush is a Republican, and Abe was a Republican. Bush is an adult male, and Abe was an adult male ..................................................... Hold on, I'm thinking .......................................................... Nope, that's all I've got.
If Hannity and the boys have to stoop to trying to compare Bush to Abe Lincoln, the Republicans are in far worse trouble than I thought.
Now the important part; I am in dire need of some advice. Would someone please help me with the dilemma that is consuming my every waking minute?
I realize this has nothing to do with politics, but I've been suspecting for some time that my wife has been cheating on me. The thought of this is driving me crazy. I realize that my problem is not yours, but hopefully someone can tell me what to do in this situation. Maybe one of you have been there. If the phone rings and she answers, she always talks for a while. When the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She's been going out with the girls at work at least twice a week. When I ask her who she was with, she tells me it wasn't anyone I would know. Problem with that is, I know most everyone she works with, and since she won't drink and drive, she always has them drop her off. They never drop her off in front of the house, it's always down the street and around the corner. The other day I picked up her cell-phone just to see what time it was, and she went off. She was livid. Why was I messing with her property, she had the nerve to accuse me of messing around on her. In my 50 years of life, one thing I have learned is that the person that accuses another of cheating is usually the one that is cheating. Now I'm really suspecting her of messing around. To tell you the truth, I really don't want to know that she is, but I had to find out. A couple nights ago she was going out with her friends again so I decided I had to find out for sure who was dropping her off. I pulled my Harley out to the south side of the garage and hid behind it. I had a good view of the street and the corner. During the time I was hiding behind my Harley, I noticed I had a small oil leak coming from my head gasket. My dilemma is; Is this something that I can fix myself, or should I take the bike to a qualified mechanic?
If you compare Bush to Abe Lincoln, you're wayyyyy more fucked than me.
ED
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