Joe the Plumber Can Kiss the Fattest Part of My Ass
by
Clyde
7:14 AM
You know, I have known quite a few turd wrestlers in my day but as I recall, none of them made anywhere near $250k a freaking year! What in the hell does this guy do that is worth that kind of money? I mean, when you are ankle deep in it because someone thought the toilet was more than a depository for constitutional product I know they usually charge you an arm and a leg but my God! This son of a bitch must be the fucking Rembrandt of fecal engineering!
Okay, so he makes a quarter of a million dollars a year and is afraid he may have to pay more taxes. Well boo hoo I am so sorry for his plight. According too Parade magazine, Joe the Titan of Toiletry would have to pay the whopping amount of $121 extra under Obama's tax plan. Well holy sheepshit Batman, the poor soul is just being robbed blind now isn't he?
I could care less about Joe's predicament because to be frank, I am sick and tired of paying through the nose for rich people. We poor suckers who make a middle class living have been shouldering the nation's financial burden for far too long. I get really pissed when I hear that we have to bailout fat cat bankers who like to leverage themselves to the tune of approximately 36 percent and then hear Sidney wants to tax my health benefits to pay for more tax cuts for corporations! Why, that's almost like telling a rape victim that she has to pay for her own rape kit. Wait, NEVERMIND!
And what is up with this? Wells Fargo bought Wachovia for approximately 15 billion dollars and just a couple weeks later Bush and Paulson said we need to buy 25 billion dollars worth of Wells Fargo so they could have the cash to loan out? Am I the only one who takes offense at this?
The fact of the matter is that the "tax less and spend more" policies of the Republican Party are coming home to roost and it one again falls on the backs of the middle class to dig us out of the hole dug by Wall Street. Slowly but surely this country is shifting to the left and it could very well be the death knell of the Conservative movement because people are getting tired of trickle down economics.
People are getting tired of watching corporations ship our jobs overseas while enjoying Bermuda tax shelter's at the same time. And that does not bode well for Sidney's economic policies. Oh sure, there will always be the Joe's of the world who will swallow whatever man spunk the Republican Party spews but 28 percent never won an election.
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