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What happened? by Clyde 8:41 AM I know it doesn't rise to the level of a fundraiser at a Buddhist temple, but shouldn't the accusation of funding terrorism and ties to the White House merit a mere mention in the "librul" media? This week a man by the name of Abdul Tawala Ibn Ali Alishtari a.k.a. Michael Mixon stands accused of funding terrorist training camps and fraud while at the same time being a donor of over $15,000.00 to the NRCC. Mixon was even named "Business man of the year" by the Republican House campaign committee, yet no one is talking about it. I find this disturbing to say the least, but what I find even more distressing is the fact that the Islamofascists have changed horses in mid-stream. Since 9/11, the Republic Party has promoted the claim that Al Qaeda supports the Democratic Party and that a vote for a Democrat is akin to supporting those who hate our freedom. However, now it seems that the terrorists are in reality, pro-life compassionate conservatives who believe in strict constitutional interpretation. How could the Democrats lose support from such a large sector of its reported base? It has to be their support for gay marriage because nothing else makes sense. The fact that the Democrats want to cut and run from Iraq like Tony Blair, proves that the Dems would rather fight them over here than over there and that alone should be enough for the terrorists to stay the course, but they are not. You would think that a Democrat having the audacity to be sworn in using a Quran would be enough to make the terrorists as happy as Ted Haggard at a Jeff Gannon soiree, but unfortunately it wasn't enough for Al Qaeda's continued support. Even pandering to the Jihadists by killing a fully cognizant Terri Schiavo, a mere woman, was not enough to keep the terrorists firmly entrenched in the Democrats camp. How much more do the Democrats have to do to please these silly little suiciders anyway? Isn't it enough that one of the leading candidates for the presidency on the Democratic side attended a madrasah as a child? Isn't it enough that this candidate has enough consonants in his name that when Achmed says his name it sounds as if he is coughing up a fur ball? No, it would seem that homicide bombers are single issue voters and they have decided that the Republic Party best represents their views. Permalink :: 1 comments :: Post a Comment

This week in the news - 2-15-07 by Clyde 9:02 AM This week's top story: I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Being as the woman was laid more than asphalt but excluding imagination, I can state unequivocally "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." In an effort that best resembles someone getting dressed up for dinner over the sink, the House of Representatives has begun debating a non-binding resolution against the escalation of troops to Iraq. With the Democrats unwilling to cut the funding of the occupation and the Republicans unwilling to go on record of supporting Bush's plan or not, the American people can relax because congress is truly back in session. Fox News released clips from its upcoming answer to the Daily Show this week. Star of "Hello Larry" Mclean Stevenson rolls over in his grave. The I. "Scooter" Libby perjury trial is ending without Cheney, Rove or Libby himself taking the stand. The main thrust of Libby's defense is that Libby suffers from a bad memory. This condition must be contagious because Libby's lawyers must not have remembered that the time to make a deal with the prosecution is before you go to trial. PresiDunce Bush has agreed to let 7000 Iraqis immigrate to the United States. Congressman and presidential hopeful Tom Tancredo accuses Bush of being a coyote. Catholic League president Bill Donohue had his panties in a wad over the hiring of two bloggers by the Edwards campaign that had posted writings that were critical of Catholicism. Well if I had known that was all it took to get someone of Donohue's ilk pissed off I would have asked this question earlier. Why do Catholics put crucifixes on their wall? After his last experience here I do not believe it to be an inducement for his return. According to California representative Dana Rohrabacher, dinosaur flatulence is responsible for global warming. President of Focus on the Family Dr. James Dobson immediately issues a statement condemning Rohrabacher for promoting another evolutionary myth. Last Sunday was the one year anniversary of Dick Cheney's hunting mishap. Reports from Texas say that Harry Whittington was last seen heading towards his closet chanting, "I am not a wabbit, I am not a wabbit." It seems that the country of North Korea has finally agreed to dismantle it nuclear facilities. PresiDunce Bush was quoted that the stand-off could have been settled long ago if Kim Jong IL had only told them earlier that the cost would be a new pair of platform shoes and case of Brylcreem. Permalink :: 3 comments :: Post a Comment

Thanks George by Clyde 9:07 AM With the fragmentation of the Republican Party, I thought it would be appropriate to thank the one who has done more for their demise than anyone else, George W. Bush. I want to thank the MENSA reject for my tax cut. You see, I just finished doing my taxes and I have discovered that the monetary windfall I'm receiving is going to allow me to splurge on a bag of Cheetos for Super Bowl Sunday. It is comforting to know that while I am savoring the nectar known as the "Beer of the week" during the half-time extravaganza, I will get to see that familiar orange glow on three parts of my body illuminated by the ole Trinitron. I also want to thank the Simian for the NSA wiretaps. There is nothing Americans detest more than to have their government looking over their shoulder like Dr. Procto with his barbed wire scope. Thank you for the Dubai ports deal. Why, that little turd in the punch bowl did more damage to the Republican claim of being strong on national defense than a "Shooter" Cheney deferment. Yep, nothing spells "security" like a deal with the financiers of the worst attack upon American soil in history. Thanks for the doctrine of pre-emptive war. You pretty much put the Republican Party's dick in the ole meat grinder with that nugget of insanity didn't you? After four years of war and thousands of dead and wounded Americans, your "taking the fight to the enemy" has got members of your Party running from you like a cub scout troop from a Limbaugh camping trip. I cannot express my gratitude to you for trading nuclear secrets to India for mangos. Why, cooks across the country will be able to brighten up their fruit salad while Musharraf and Kalam play a game of nuclear football. Nothing fights the "war on terror" like handing off weapon technology to the enemy of the nuclear power that is protecting Osama bin Laden. What's next, you going to start selling military surplus to Iran? Oh that's right, you already are. Kudos for Terri Schiavo! The way you stopped playing with your Mr. Potato Head long enough to pander to the religious right was truly magnificent. The way you and your Republican retards inserted yourselves into a family decision was a lot like an Ann Coulter strip tease, nothing more than a whole lot of junk. You did a heckuva job with FEMA didn't you? It took a lot of balls to put an Arabian horse show promoter in charge but you got it done. That little tidbit could cost your Party the southern strategy they have come to know and love. I could go on but the fact of the matter is this George, you just keep on doing what your doing and it will not be long before you have successfully drowned the Republican Party in the proverbial bath tub. (Please people, part number three is my stomach from wiping my fingers on my T-shirt. Get your minds out of the gutter. Sheesh!) Permalink :: 0 comments :: Post a Comment