So Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Republican, how does it feel to be duped so easily? Your party has left you to swing in the wind once again but like the lemmings that you are you will continue to get on your knees and gargle the throat yogurt shot into your mouth by the RNC tubular mini-bar.
Not a drop was wasted when you swallowed the tax cut lies about how it was going to benefit every American without pushing the country into deficit spending. Almost 8 trillion dollars later you still believe the Republican leadership when they claim to being fiscally responsible. The fact that you now pay a higher percentage in taxes than Dick Cheney and George W. Bush should be enough for you to become a Democrat but you still cling to the hope that this will pass once the economy gets back on track.
You enjoyed the feeling of George W. Bush's nutsack hitting you beneath the chin when he told you that invading Iraq was going to stop the imminent anthrax and botulinum toxin attack upon our shores from unmanned aerial vehicles. You found it soothing when his pubic hair tickled your nose when he claimed that Saddam was trying to acquire yellow cake uranium from Niger. But when these claims were proven false instead of holding your Dear Leader accountable you took the phallic face beating and chose to believe that we invaded to free a people from an evil tyrant and sow the seeds of Democracy in the Middle East.
But all that has changed and now it would seem that you are not as willing a participant to the sodomization as you once were. Could it be that fact that the honesty and integrity claim was bullshit or maybe it is the fact that you are not safer than you would be with someone else running the country? No, for you it was the Harriet Miers nomination that finally woke you up and although I revel in your waning support for this cabal of criminals in Washington I still cannot believe that this was the issue you deemed most important.
You need to wake up to the fact that Roe vs. Wade is not going to be overturned and it will be the Republicans, not Democrats, who will stop any attempt to abolish it. You see, the Republicans need this issue in order to get and keep your support and as long as it is legal they can cash in on it. There may be some tightening of availability but for the most part it will remain as law in this country and you had better get used to it. This has been the single most important cash cow to the Republican Party for decades and the money raised on this issue alone is enough to fund an entire candidacy therefore it will not be given up.
From podium to pulpit we have heard how abortion was going to be made illegal if the Republicans were put in control since the days of Ronald Reagan. Pro-life and religious groups were promised swift and decisive action but after four years of being in control the only thing you have to show for your support is a ban on a procedure that is only used in the most extreme cases.
The fact of the matter is that the Republican Party needs a wedge issue in order to be elected because if you knew their true agenda you would realize that it is not in your best interest. Think of all of the other issues that they have lied to you about like welfare reform and the economy. Republican lawmakers bitched and moaned about welfare queens but it was the Democrats who were able to get more people off of welfare and into the work force. Republicans touted the theory of supply side economics but it was the Democrats with the theory of demand side economics to institute the greatest economic advance in our nation's history. Nothing has been done about gay marriage and our national security is woefully lacking as hurricane Katrina proved to us.
So Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Republican if you continue to vote Republican all I ask is that you treat it like going down on a mermaid, believe that it is going to be what you expect but don't be surprised when it smells like human.
