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"The NASCAR Liberal" clyde@dubyaD40.com

When The Hammer Falls
by Wally
1:35 PM

I have never been what you call a religious man but I thank God for the gift that was bestowed upon the American people yesterday and I could not have been any happier than when I heard that Hot-Tub Tom Delay had been indicted for conspiracy. Like a puppy with three peckers and a nearby pants leg, I barked with glee over the fact that this fascist pig was finally going to have to present himself to the bar of justice. The fact that this fuck isn't sitting in a maximum security pound-you-in-the-ass prison already is enough to boggle my mind but one must take pleasure where and when he can get it.

In the last few months the American people have begun to wake up from the Kool-Aid induced coma in which they have existed for the last five years and now the truth about the Republican Party is being told. They now are seeing that this country is being lead by a group of criminals that have no regard for anything that even closely resembles American ideals. Their only concern is how to increase their own wealth and power and there no law that they are not willing to break in order to achieve their goals.

For the last couple of years all we heard from the right wing was how we needed to get activist judges off of the bench and we now know why. It wasn't because they wanted the courts to reflect conservative values but because there are so many leaders of the Republican Party under investigation that they want a judge that will put politics above the law and protect their asses from going to jail. And what in the fuck is up with the Republicans who love to trash trial lawyers just for practicing their craft. After all they go running to their lawyers faster than Ann Coulter runs to her next estrogen treatment.

I now know why the Republicans are so afraid of gay marriage and it isn't because they want to protect the sanctity of the union. It is because when they are sitting in their cells on D Block they don't want to worry over whether or not Bubba is going to sell them for a pack of Newports. I cannot help but want to cheer knowing that sometime in the future Tom Delay is going to be anally raped in a far worse fashion than the American people have been since he has been in power.

If you have any spare change I recommend that you buy stock in the American timber industry because when Delay's team of lawyers begin filing their pre-trial briefs those shares will pay a dividend that is unprecedented in recent history. It is extremely rare for any judge to throw out a grand jury indictment so Delay and his defense team will no doubt begin to try getting the evidence thrown out and that will ensure that this will remain in the news for months to come.
This indictment could not have come at a better time for the future of this country and I only hope that the American people do not forget what they are seeing in the news today. This administration is the most corrupt group of individuals that this nation has ever had to put up with and it is high time that the defecation thrown at the rotary oscillator has begun to stick.

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Real Men Are Liberals
by Wally
1:35 PM

For all of the swagger and bravado you would think that Bush and the rest of his neo-con fascists were men of character and determination. But the fact of the matter is that they are nothing more than slimy little bastard losers who need to kill, maim, mutilate and bankrupt in order to feel the penis between their legs. These people are not real men, they are petulant little children who when they do not get their way they go crying to mama faster than congress can vote itself a pay raise.

When you stand back and take a good look at the two political ideologies you can only come to the conclusion that real men believe in the liberal ideas that founded this country. It takes a real man to decide to give a little more of himself so his children can have a better life, but the current bunch in Washington are more than happy to spend their children into poverty in order to maintain or increase the quality of their own lives. The out of sight spending being done by these so-called conservatives is truly mind boggling and it does not look like they will stop anytime soon and every day the nation's children are going deeper into debt.

All one has to do in order to see the inadequacy of the Republican masculinity is look at their phallic symbols like big guns, big trucks and big bombs. A real man does not need these things to know he is home to the "Y" chromosome. Oh he may own a gun or drive a truck but they do not define the man, unlike those on the right. When Shrub pranced around on the aircraft carrier in his cod piece stuffed with sweat socks all you had to do is look at his expression to see that he felt like a man. But when he went on TV in New Orleans the look of confidence was gone and was replaced by a look that more closely resembled the look of an Urologist wondering why his life is full of dicks.

Real men do not go looking for a fight and when one presents itself he will try to exhaust every other avenue before throwing a punch. Republicans are not that way, they prefer to use force over diplomacy at every turn. The needless death that has been waged upon the American military and their families was a product of the inability to admit a mistake by the Republican war machine. The Republicans wanted war in order to force the American people into believing in their false manliness. They thought that no matter what happened the people would look to them as father figures and blindly go along with whatever they promoted. But now the American people are beginning to see the true nature of the Republican Party and they are seeing that underneath the facade of male potency lays a coward who quivers in his boots like the Taco Bell dog staring at a pit-bull terrier sporting morning wood.

A real man is confident in his beliefs that he does not need to seek affirmation from some guy hawking salvation in one hand while picking your pocket with the other. A real man understands that individuals differ so it stands to reason that a person's religious views may not the same as his. But the Republicans are not that way, in their eyes you must conform to their belief system and if you do not then you are an ungodly person who only deserves disdain and attack. A real man knows that religious zealotry in any way, shape or form is responsible for more death and destruction than just some assholes flying planes into tall buildings.

A real man believes that women are equals to men and deserve to be treated as such. Real men believe that if a woman does the same work as a man she is entitled to the same pay and treatment as their male counterparts. But Republicans do not believe this way; they feel women are to be subservient to men and when one comes along who does not conform to their ideal that woman's femininity must be attacked. These cowardly pricks actually believe that because they have a set of testicles that they are in a better position to dictate what a woman does with her body.

I am so sick and tired of the right wing snow job that has and continues to be thrown into the face of the American people. It makes me want to insert my arm up to the elbow in their ass, grab onto the nape of their neck, yank their head out of their colon and tell them that just because they see a dick and balls when their nose passes out of their asshole it does not automatically qualify them as a man.

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It Crawled From Under A Rock
by Wally
1:34 PM

The Republican Party has sunk to a depth of depravity that makes a double penetration porn flick look like a Disney Family Classic. Every time I think that there is no way I could get any angrier than I already am, along comes some ass clown who sends my blood pressure soaring to new heights.

From the fifth circle of hell, a new face has recently emerged to promote the holiness of George W. Bush and I only have a few questions that need answering. Who in the hell is Mark Williams and why in the fuck is he on my TV? Having never heard of this piece of pond scum prior to Cindy Sheehan, I wonder just exactly where this racist fuck comes from and why weren’t his parents taken to the town square and publicly flogged for bringing such a hate filled mongoloid into this world?

We are all well aware of the hatred that is spewed by the likes of the OxyContin cowboy Rush Limbaugh and Hitler Youth Uberfuhrer Sean Hannity, but this man takes hate speech to a whole new level. Williams's rhetoric is beyond comprehension and is better suited to the Nazi Nuremberg Rallies than on a cable television debate show.

On August 22nd this windbag actually attacked former FBI agent Colleen Rawley for visiting Camp Casey. The fact that this woman has done more in fighting the war on terrorism than this Michael Savage wannabe ever thought of, was completely lost on him and the right wing skank guest host Norah O'Donnell. This pustule upon the buttock of America actually had the nerve to say:

"I just got back from Iraq, talking with the troops, talking with the Iraqis and I see the damage that's done by pathetic creatures like the woman I'm talking to and Cindy Sheehan. When they get up there and they present this country as divided and still arguing issues that were decided, debated and voted on three years ago, that both demoralizes our troops and invigorates the insurgency."

I do not know what alternate universe Williams lives in but if he were to look closely he would see that this country is divided like never before and the argument about the war has never stopped. I guess he figures that if we have troops deployed then there is no need to debate the justifications that led us into the quagmire in Iraq. But I would bet dollars to doughnuts that if it were a Democrat who had taken this nation into an illegal war, his tune would change faster than Ann Coulter's Adams apple after receiving her monthy estrogen injection.

During a recent appearance on CNN Williams saw fit to comment on the plight of the victims in New Orleans but did he fault the federal government for the lack of a timely response to a natural disaster? Fuck no, he decided it was much more important to make racist remarks about people's intelligence and the following statements lead me to believe this bastard keeps an extra sheet on his bed just in case of a wardrobe malfunction.

Williams: "they didn't have the necessary brains and common sense to get out of the way of a Cat 5 Hurricane and then when it hit them- stood on the side of the convention Center expiring while reporters were coming and going."

"The only role race plays in this is that the American black population has been the prototype for an entire race of people being, being turned into a group of dependents of the government-trapped there, I'm using that word very loosely are screaming we want help, we want help."

I am sick and tired of these right wing hacks and I find Williams to be one of the most loathsome characters within the Republican war machine. His very existence proves that the theory of Intelligent Design is lacking in merit. He is the kind of Republican that only believes in the Constitution when it fits his needs and if it were to get in the way he would deride it as he does anyone or anything in which he disagrees. This man is not an American but a blight upon the nation and his oral flatulence is something I find totally reprehensible. The fact that there are ordinary Americans who not only buy into this cow flop but actually use it to justify their own hatred and bigotry is as un-American as anything that Osama bin Laden could ever do.

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Playing The Blame Game
by Wally
1:34 PM

God how I long for those carefree days of fun and frivolity where the only fear we had from the Republicans was how soon we were going to be fucked out of our Social Security. Well the days of being secure in the knowledge that our government would protect us are over because we now know that Bush and his cronies will kill American citizens in order to get their way. I am not talking about sending our military to a foreign land to benefit the oil industry, fuck no, I am talking about murdering our own countrymen on our own soil.

The lack of response by Bush can only be described as wholesale murder by depraved indifference and we as a people need to demand accountability immediately. The assertion by the Republicans that now is not time to play the blame game is utter nonsense, especially when you factor in that THEY are engaging in a shift of responsibility from Bush to the victims themselves.

I am so sick and tired of the ineptitude of this administration and I want nothing more than Bush to wade through a river of shit that would make a Proctologist at an Ex-Lax convention proud. Bush seems to think that by announcing that he was going to head an investigation of what went wrong that it is somehow going to temper the outrage that is already beginning to come his way, he could not be more wrong. As the body count begins to grow you will see more and more people demand honest answers and poor little Scotty McClellan will get pounded in the ass like he was on a trip to San Francisco eating Rufees like M&M's and Gannon was mainlining Viagra.

Karl Rove is going to have to come up with an intelligent excuse of why Bush installed as the head of FEMA a man whose only qualification in emergency management is how to keep horse shit out of the tail of an Arabian. There is no goddamned excuse for cronyism when it comes to the security of the American people. And it is high time we step up and demand that public servants be qualified for the job they do, not on whether the person is willing to gargle the throat yogurt of those in charge just so they can get a cushy government gig.

I find it amazing that there are people in this country who are so married to a political party that they are willing to overlook the fact that the head of FEMA had no idea that thousands were stranded at the convention center and had to be told of that fact by a bottle blonde on CNN. If you were to take a look at the Free Republic website you would get a taste of just exactly the type of brain dead lemming that pervades the Republican Party. These are the people who pay homage to people like the OxyContin cowboy Rush Limbaugh and the Hitler Youth Uberfuhrer Sean Hannity like they were the second coming of Christ. These are the people who will bitch, moan and groan about some black guy stealing a Sony flat screen TV but won't say a word about the oil companies practicing price gouging at the pump, in fact they call free enterprise.

The fact of the matter is that Bush is constantly pissing down the backs of the middle class and then trying to persuade us that it is raining. Everything this man does is not for the benefit of the American people but for the further enrichment of the wealthy and corporate America. The fact that the oil industry has reported record profits in the last five years the beady eyed mental midget in the White House refuses to put a price gap on gasoline. Instead he expects the people to pay through the nose just so they can get to work and back.

For those of us who actually use our brains it is time for us to not only drown out the din coming from the radical right but begin to actively engage in the blame game. The Democrats in Washington need to point the finger of blame exactly where it belongs, in the face of George Walker Bush and run this piece of shit out of office. They had better put the heads of those responsible for the bull shit that our fellow Americans had to endure for the last ten days on the accountability chopping block and get convictions for the crimes that have been committed. I am thoroughly disgusted at the inaction of the Bush administration as should every citizen of these United States and I demand satisfaction.

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