Random thoughts and observations
by
Clyde
6:59 AM
Being mayor of a city that is attacked by terrorists qualifies you for only one thing, being attacked by terrorists. It does not automatically qualify you to lead a fucking nation. Yet, Rudy Giuliani thinks it does and what is worse is that there are people that agree with him. Isn't that a lot like watching the home shopping network because you don't like commercials?
It is being reported that Paris Hilton may lose her inheritance because her grandfather is pissed off because of the whole DUI fiasco. You have got to be fucking kidding me. This is what he gets pissed off about? Here's a broad who was videotaped sucking enough cock to make Xavier Hollander blush, been banged more often than a snare drum and is dumber than a lobotomized Jethro Bodine yet that isn't enough bad press for granddaddy? But a stint in the L.A. County Jail pisses him off so much that he takes away her trust fund. Who knows maybe he's just mad because no video came out of Cell Block D.
Definition of a challenge: Kareem Abdul Jabbar giving a midget a high five.
Do you know what would really be funny? O.J. Simpson marrying Lorena Bobbitt and getting a set of Ginzu knives as a wedding present. Why, when the lights went out, they would be eyeing each other like Ann-Dee Coulter eyeballs fresh road kill.
Did you hear that Hillary Clinton showed some cleavage on the Senate floor the other day? Yep, she sure did and the right wing is just going bat-shit crazy over it. Personally, I think more tit needs to be shown throughout the halls of congress. Maybe then, some balls would descend and we could see some real action against a Bush for a change.
Here's an idea. Let's slather Michael Vick's ass with Ken-L Ration and let McGruff the Crime Dog really take a bite out of crime.
Coming to a checkout counter near you, the Wall Street Journal. Thanks Rupert!
Well the mouth breathing knuckle draggers border fence proponents have a bit of a quandary on their hands. It is being reported that most of the Cuban refugees fleeing Castro's regime are entering the United States by way of Mexico. Some shit you just cannot make up!
Why is it that there are no Republican women who get caught in some kind of sex scandal? I mean, we all know the men of the Party are nothing more than closet queens with a strong misogynistic streak but you never hear of any women of their Party slathering tartar sauce on their snatch so Fido can have a low-cal fishwich. In retrospect, that could very well be why the men of the Republican Right are nothing more than xenophobic homophobes, they're not getting any at home. Could it be that conservative women have taken abstinence education to a whole new level and that their husbands couldn't pry their legs apart with the Jaws of Life? We know that because the Republicans are in the pockets of the oil companies, it isn't a matter of lubrication, so it must be something else. Could it be that the reason Republican men have to resort to meth induced trysts with male prostitutes because their women have literally given themselves to Jesus? Therefore, the only way a Republican man is going to get any from his wife is if he dresses himself in robes smelling of cedar and stained with ram urine.
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