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He was being Lou'd by Clyde 7:55 AM And to think, I thought reading was about the only option one had while waiting for a flight. Little did I know that you could get someone to play with your one eye before boarding the red eye? I mean, what the fuck is up with that. Since when did public bathrooms become the prime pick up spot for Republican office holders? Is the smell of urine so strong an aphrodisiac that it turns a right wing homophobic conservo-bot into toe tapping rainbow warrior? This entire ordeal brings about a completely new definition to the term "political poling." So now, not only do I have to be concerned about body cavity searches courtesy of Homeland Security, now I have to wonder about being the star in the lavatory version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? What in the fuck happened to fern bars? Not to mention, who is Larry Craig's campaign manager, Miss Teen South Carolina? This guy has to be dumber than a bag of hammers. Literally! Here you have a candidate whose history is marred by allegations of homosexuality and you don't sit him down to explain that he needs to focus more on being reelected instead of getting Lee erected. In addition, note to speech writer "Thank you for coming out" is not what I would call an effective greeting to the press when denying homosexuality. You might as well have just shoved a dildo down his throat, hung a placard around his neck stating, "I love show tunes" and have him dance a jig to It's Raining Men! Listen, I could really give a rat's ass that Larry Craig is gay; it's none of my business. A person's sexual preference does not reflect on how well he or she does their job. What does matter is if that person is so self loathing that they vote against those who have the same proclivities. What does this whole debacle say about the Republican Party? Vitter is caught using prostitutes to pound him on the Pampers and what does he get? A standing ovation by his colleagues in Washington. Yet Craig is thrown to the wolves faster than Michael Vick's Pomeranian and all because he would rather ride the baloney pony than eat a tuna taco. Somehow, it just doesn't seem fair. Permalink :: 2 comments :: Post a Comment



	Nothing like a little gay bashing from the left. posted by Anonymous at 9:45 AM

	It is not gay bashing, it is exposing hypocrisy. How many of these self proclaimed "straight righteous dudes" have been caught? What does it have to take to wake up the "religous" right to see that the very people that they support and vote for are the very people that they oppose because they are "sinners" in their eyes? I don't care who is gay or not gay, it is none of my business, but I will say that it turns my stomach to have someone like that to say "Do as I say and not as I do". That is really, really getting old. It is like some fat gutted preacher telling someone they are going to hell because they smoke or have a drink once in awhile. Has he forgotten about gluttony? That is a sin too, but you sure don't see these lard bucket preachers giving sermons on that do you? What a bunch of hypocrites. posted by Nanette at 2:06 PM