Maybe I'm just being petty
by
Clyde
8:54 AM
Do those silly little Taliban bastards honestly believe that we put any credence into their claim that the suicide bomber at Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan was actually an assassination attempt on Shooter Cheney's life? First problem with that kind of thinking is that we Americans know that Cheney can't be killed. He's like a fucking cockroach shaking off the dust and resuming his hunt for bacon grease after a nuclear blast. Second, Cheney's anatomy has more machinery in it than Colonel Steve Austin and is therefore impervious to damage. To believe that this was an attempt on the life of the Vice President would require you to get a full frontal lobotomy and become a viewer of Fox News.
Just what in the hell did Rudy Giuliani do to become "America's Mayor?" From what I remember of 9/11, the only thing this thrice wedded mob connected former prosecutor with an enlarged prostrate ever did was give news conferences talking about how everything that could be done was being done, only by someone else. This man actually believes that he deserves to be the next PresiDunce because of his actions in the immediate aftermath of the worst attack upon our soil in our nation's history. Rudy, please note that your intelligence does not inspire confidence when you brag that your first reaction to seeing the burning towers was "Thank god George W. Bush is president."
Do you think there will ever be a USS Albert Gore Carrier Group? If this were a fair world, it could happen. But alas, this world is very unfair and we Americans will have to settle for aircraft carriers, numerous buildings in Washington and an international airport named after a man who played a supporting role to a chimpanzee.
Will someone just go ahead and bury Anna Nicole Smith please? It's not that I really give a damn about the broad but by now she has got to be smelling as ripe as Ann Coulter's jockstrap. This woman should have been worm shit long ago but no, we have to keep her above ground while her family and friends try for their piece of the pie. It is fucking disgusting the way this has all played out and it is time for it to stop. Maybe, just maybe if they would get her planted beneath a headstone we could get back to important shit like trying to find missing Alabama teenager Natalee Holloway.
Permalink
::
2 comments
::
|
