I'm just rambling
by
Clyde
7:50 AM
Talk about laying your Johnson atop an anvil and hitting it with a ball-peen hammer, did you see the McCain campaign go into the shitter? It was an amazing sight worthy of this year's "Macaca" award for sure and it's only March. What in the hell was McCain thinking? Obviously he wasn't. I know he has to justify his stance on the occupation, but my God, trying to say Americans can walk around parts of Baghdad. Now I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but if I had to choose between walking around Baghdad for an hour and being anally raped by the snake off a Roto-Rooter truck, I choose the latter. It has a much better comfort zone.
Isn't it about time the Democrats start changing the terms in regards to what is going on in Iraq? All I ever hear is how the war is this and the war is that. This military incursion in Iraq is no longer a war, it is an occupation and the Democrats need to frame the legislation to reflect that. The Iraq spending bill that just passed both houses of congress is the prime example of a missed opportunity to ram this home. By referring to the legislation as the Iraqi Occupation Spending bill instead of the Iraq War, the Republicans would have been robbed of shrouding themselves in the military and their faux patriotism. You see, the Republicans know that as long as people think of this as a war, they will continue to view it through the prism of John Wayne movies with visions of gallantry and self-sacrifice. But if you tell the truth and repeatedly called it what it is, you would see a very different result.
I have to admit that finally the fact that Bush affixes blame on the lowest rung of the ladder is being picked up by the "Librul" media. We've known this for a long time now but for the media, it is like a revelation from the heavens. I actually heard Tweety Mathews comment on it the other night and for someone who has direct knowledge of the condition of George's colon, that's saying something. Maybe it is because the country is making a shift to the left and therefore he is trying to keep his ratings up by shifting to the left also. But personally I think it is because the Bush Administration is coming apart like Britney Spear's during her menstrual cycle and they just want another chance at seeing the cooch.
I have to admit that I am as happy as Bill O'Reilly at the Stockholm Loofa Festival because of what is going on in politics these days. A while back I wrote a column suggesting that the Democrats need not push for impeachment until the American sheeple demanded it. Well that time is rapidly approaching. Every day, like a German U-Boat, another turd breaks the surface of the punchbowl and we are treated to visions of corn shaped canoes headed for the sides. If you were to tell me four years ago that the Republicans would be running from Bush like Ann-Dee Coulter from a gender specific restroom, I would have said you were nuts. But things are adding up and the people are finally getting sick and tired of what they are seeing. Scandals like the NSA spying, Gonzo-gate, Walter Reed and now the GSA are beginning to pile up and now, I would not be surprised that the first real call for impeachment comes from a Republican.
Thought for the day:
The difference between a smart man and a clever one is that smart man knows everything there is to know about a Snickers bar, a clever man knows just enough to sell it outside a fat farm.
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