Getting some things off my chest
by
Clyde
7:32 AM
Why is Bob's Big Boy on Meet the press? I could have sworn that Tom Delay was forced out of congress because he was indicted for money laundering. Yet, there he is, Helmet Head, sitting on the panel, talking about Iraq and how we should all just shut the fuck up and be "patriotic" automatons for Georgie. Is it because he is wrote a fucking book? Well guess what, so did O.J., but that doesn't mean I want hear his views on how to secure matrimonial harmony. Tom Delay has no business debating politics on television when he should be thinking about jelly or syrup as his condiment of choice for his cell mate's nightly tossed salad.
And speaking of Iraq, I'm getting really sick and tired of the Republicans changing their rhetoric between "the Democrats have no plan" to "the Democrats are trying to micro-manage the war." I mean, what the fuck? Either they have a plan or they don't, make up your goddamned mind. If the Democrats have no plan, how is that different from what Bush has done since Mission Fucking Accomplished? And if they are trying to micro-manage, isn't about time somebody put the tattoo on the tick's ass after the total lack of planning by Rummy and friends?
Come to think of it, that is not the only example of Republican's changing their tune to fit the mood. I have gotten so used to the "Clinton did it" mantra, the one time it rang true, the Republicans would rather sprinkle salt on their junk after jacking off with a Brillo pad, than say it. Clinton was fucked with on a daily basis because he lied under oath about a blow job. But when it comes to a Republican lying about the exposure of a covert CIA operative, we are all suppose to sit back, sing Kumbaya and think of Scooter as the innocent workaholic in dire need of a ginkgo biloba fix.
Not to mention, isn't serving the president's pleasure an impeachable offense anymore? Because it sure as hell was during Clinton's tenure? Let me see if I have this right. A Republican PresiDunce appoints a Republican as a United States Attorney, then fires said Republican US Attorney because the attorney wasn't investigating Democrats enough to suit the Republican Political Advisor to the Republican PresiDunce and I'm supposed to be okay with that? Fuck That! If Lewinsky bobbing on the bubba is enough to force Clinton's aides in front of congress under oath then, by God, Rove and Miers had better goose step their asses right on over to Capitol Hill, sit down in front of Schumer and Leahy, and testify like Jimmy Swaggart after a date. What really grabs my nads is that the Republicans are trying to say that the Democrats are just trying to fish a perjury charge from KKKarl Rove. Well here's an idea, tell the fucking truth and you wouldn't have to worry about it. I mean, sit down and start singing as if you were Julie Andrews in the Swiss Alps and who knows, you're only going to spend a couple months of vacation at Club Fed before your pardon comes down.
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