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This week in the news - 2-15-07 by Clyde 9:02 AM This week's top story: I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Being as the woman was laid more than asphalt but excluding imagination, I can state unequivocally "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." In an effort that best resembles someone getting dressed up for dinner over the sink, the House of Representatives has begun debating a non-binding resolution against the escalation of troops to Iraq. With the Democrats unwilling to cut the funding of the occupation and the Republicans unwilling to go on record of supporting Bush's plan or not, the American people can relax because congress is truly back in session. Fox News released clips from its upcoming answer to the Daily Show this week. Star of "Hello Larry" Mclean Stevenson rolls over in his grave. The I. "Scooter" Libby perjury trial is ending without Cheney, Rove or Libby himself taking the stand. The main thrust of Libby's defense is that Libby suffers from a bad memory. This condition must be contagious because Libby's lawyers must not have remembered that the time to make a deal with the prosecution is before you go to trial. PresiDunce Bush has agreed to let 7000 Iraqis immigrate to the United States. Congressman and presidential hopeful Tom Tancredo accuses Bush of being a coyote. Catholic League president Bill Donohue had his panties in a wad over the hiring of two bloggers by the Edwards campaign that had posted writings that were critical of Catholicism. Well if I had known that was all it took to get someone of Donohue's ilk pissed off I would have asked this question earlier. Why do Catholics put crucifixes on their wall? After his last experience here I do not believe it to be an inducement for his return. According to California representative Dana Rohrabacher, dinosaur flatulence is responsible for global warming. President of Focus on the Family Dr. James Dobson immediately issues a statement condemning Rohrabacher for promoting another evolutionary myth. Last Sunday was the one year anniversary of Dick Cheney's hunting mishap. Reports from Texas say that Harry Whittington was last seen heading towards his closet chanting, "I am not a wabbit, I am not a wabbit." It seems that the country of North Korea has finally agreed to dismantle it nuclear facilities. PresiDunce Bush was quoted that the stand-off could have been settled long ago if Kim Jong IL had only told them earlier that the cost would be a new pair of platform shoes and case of Brylcreem. Permalink :: 3 comments :: Post a Comment



	nothing about NAtalie Holloway? posted by Anonymous at 11:25 AM

	The Bush Adminisration is making many claims of Iran arming Iraq Shites. BUT--WHO IS IRAN? We are now getting more details which tell us it is not the GOVERNMENT OF IRAN. The arms transfers are by SMUGGLERS. PROFITEERS Sort of like guess who! A few smugglers not 60 milliom people whom Cheney and Neocons want to kill. Cheney is a MAD-MAN. He has increased his hatred since Nixon (His idol) was out of Washington. He blamed-Democrats-Press-American People. He has had 5 heart attacks plus 5 deferments from draft and knows tomorrow is his last day before hell. He is anxious to do as much damage to the World before the Devil Calls him home. Anyone who tolerates Lynn Cheney for decades could expect heart attacks. Blame Smugglers not government. Please note this-like Iraq WMD had "must be used by 1988" The missiles displayed as from Iran had this type markings 5-13-06 Problem--Iran lists numbers by day month year 13-5-06. Blame young volunteers from Saudi Arabia helping Sunnis not the government. The only Government to blame is USA USA USA clarence swinney posted by clarence swinney at 3:48 PM

	I missed you guys so much while we were away. Clyde as always, you slay me! James Dobson and Anna Nicole Smith in the same corner...lol ROF..it's perfect! Thanks again for all of your thoughts for our family. We love you guys. Big hugs, Agnes posted by Agnes Kincaid at 11:22 AM