Giving it up for Fox News!
by
Clyde
8:56 AM
I think I am safe speaking for Dookie and Wally when I say the whole debate about the contenders for the White House in 2008 is bullshit. Congress has barely even begun yet it gets little coverage on the idiot box because the MSM has decided that the next election is more important than the results of the last. I told the guys that I would not speak about the next election until it was time. However, after the actions from the so-called "Fair and Balanced" mouth breathing knuckle draggers at Faux News last week, I have to break that promise.
The attack on Barack Obama is going to go down as history as the slimiest thing to hit Washington since Jeff Gannon's Fruit of the Looms. Not only is the story false, these fucks actually had the balls to blame it on Hillary Clinton. I cannot tell you how pissed off I am over this. I can honestly say that I would have more respect for them if they would just be themselves and don their white sheets, swastika armbands and began referring to them as "nigger and cunt" and be done with it.
Now I could sit here and bitch until I am blue in the face but it would do about as much good as a maxi-pad in Ann Coulter's jockstrap. Therefore, I think it is only fitting if we look at their leading candidate with the same discerning eye.
Did you know that the leading Republican candidate for the White House Senator John Sidney McCain III was not born in this country? No, he crawled out of the birth canal in Coco Solo Panama and that during his formative years he attended an esquela. Esquelas are strewn throughout Central America and they have been known to produce leftist rebels, guerilla fighters and drug traffickers like Manuel Noriega. Funny how it was just reported that Noriega is being released right before John Sidney McCain III's best chance at the presidency. Why, next thing you know, we would have the smell of fried bananas and Panama Red wafting from the Oval Office.
In addition, John Sidney McCain III was involved in an "accident" on board the aircraft carrier USS Forrestal and because of two bombs falling off his plane 134 sailors lost their lives and over 20 aircraft were destroyed. After recovering from his "wounds", John Sidney McCain III transferred to the USS Oriskany where 44 sailors lost their lives because of a flare mishap shortly before he arrived. Coincidence?
Did you know that John Sidney McCain III cohabitated with communists? For over 5 1/2 years, John Sidney McCain III ate, drank, slept and shit with the evil little yellow bastards and refused to leave when offered? In fact, this decision to remain with those who were responsible for killing our men in the rice paddies of Vietnam was a wish his father respected. John Sidney McCain III even went so far as to sign an Anti-American letter during his stay with the communist leaders that our nation was at war with. Moreover, did John Sidney McCain III really earn all those medals he was awarded or did he get them because of self-inflicted wounds so he could pad his resume for his later life in politics? Hey Repukes, don't throw those purple band-aids away just yet, the Democratic Convention is coming up soon and we want to buy them from you.
What kind of middle name is Sidney anyway? And, do we really want a president with a middle name that fucking lame? Presidents should have strong Anglo-Saxon middle names like Fitzgerald, Jefferson and Earl, not some wimpy name like Sidney. Sidney is a name that conjures up images of extended pinky fingers during tea rather than strike fear into the hearts of terrorists who want to kill us here instead of over there.
I could go on and on but what good would it do? In fact, it may be that John Sidney McCain III won't even get the nomination. Why, it could be Senator Samuel Dale Brownback who gets the nod. A man of German descent and only the good Lord knows what that means, right?
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