Somebody forgot to send me the memo
By Clyde
Thursday, December 14, 2006
I do know why, but for some reason I must have been left off the distribution list. For quite some time I have noticed that, developments in the world are coming to my attention late and therefore I can only deduce that I am not receiving the memos indicating that changes are being made.
I did not get the memo that said that when the November 2006 elections were over, we immediately begin the campaign for 2008. Jesus Christ, give us a fucking break, there are far more important issues to discuss. Frankly, I could not really give a shit if Hillary is going to run right now. Yet, here we are with Tweety and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang debating whether someone with the middle name Hussein can be elected. It is inconceivable to me that the 2008 election has more bearing on today's debate than the huge shift in the balance of power that just occurred in the last election. However, this development did not even get as much air time as when Britney Spears flashed her clam to Paris Hilton.
I did not get the memo that said it was okay for RainMan to take his sweet assed time making a decision on the war in Iraq. How fucking hard is it anyway? You either go big, go small or get the fuck out of Dodge. There is not a whole lot of wiggle room, yet, Commander McChimp has decided to decide after the holidays. I am sure that makes the troops stuck in a sectarian civil war feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that their fate lies in whether Georgie got a sweater or the GI Joe with the Kung-fu grip he so desperately wanted. Is this the decisive leader we were told about for the last 5 years, or is this the same fuck who sat in a fucking classroom full of third graders while our nation was under attack? (Please note that the reference to Bush as RainMan was not done to offend the idiot savants of the world. At least they have a skill.)
I did not get the memo where it is okay for the "lesbian" Mary Cheney to become a daddy. Was this not someone who helped her father run a campaign dominated by the denial of civil rights to the gay community? Yet, now it is okay to put her feet in the stirrups and get the Butterball injection! Where is the outrage and backlash from the Christo/fascists? Oh, we have heard a few whimpers from a few Evangelicals, but for the most part, we have heard nothing.
Finally, someone did not send me the memo where it said it was okay to strap a camera to a dog's head in order to make a "Holiday" movie. Where is PETA on the Barney-gate scandal? Here we have a dog that is being forced to run around the White House checking out the "Holiday" ornaments and making Tony Snow look like a bigger fool that he already is. Do not get me wrong, while it may be cute to some that a canine films his testicular tongue bath, it smells of animal exploitation to me. One must wonder how long before those intimate moments that he and Mrs. Beasley share are going to be floating all over the internet and Rick Santorum begins pistoning his fist like a jackhammer. Oh the horror of it all!
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