The Undecided Voter
By Clyde
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
I was listening to Bob Kincaid's show Friday night and a topic came up that got me to thinking. I know, frightening concept right? But that aside, I got to wondering just what in the hell is an "undecided" voter and why do they even exist? Are they real or are they the figment of someone's imagination? You know something along the same lines as an Ann Coulter tampon. Do they purposely keep themselves uninformed until the last possible moment or are they just a bunch of underachievers who did not get enough attention when they were children?
With all of the garbage that has happened over the course of the Bush presiDuncy, I find it extremely difficult to think that someone has his or her head so far up their proverbial ass that they cannot choose a side in this election. I mean, what does it take to figure out what direction you want the country to go? Personally, I'm thinking that if they cannot make up their mind by the time they step up to a voting booth they have no right to cast a vote.
If they still have doubts on election day, then seeing the candidates names are probably going to be about as much help as a George W. Bush Katrina pledge. The fact of the matter is that if they cannot make up their minds prior to having their vote stolen by Diebold, then they need to go stand in the corner, take the thumb out of their ass, put it in their mouth and let the grown ups handle things.
How can anyone not know how he or she would vote this late in the game? It is not that hard, either you are pro-life therefore pro-stem cell research or you claim to be pro-life and keep believing that there was a naked woman who stole a piece of fruit because a chatty water moccasin told her to do so. (that's a Kincaid-ism - I only steal from the best) Either you are for checks and balances or you would rather to continue being mentally, physically and economically reamed by a bunch of right wing parasites.
Why in the hell should those of us who keep ourselves informed have to put up with our fate being decided by people who tend to vote on a whim? It is only the future of nation for christ sake. Not to mention that these folks are the single issue types because when it comes crunch time they only have the capacity to remember one issue and all the rest can be damned for all they care. How much you want to bet that it was these inept fucks who forced everyone in school to be graded on a curve because they waited until the last minute to prepare for a basic skills test.
Anyone who has read my writings for any length of time knows that I have little to no respect for neo-cons, but I will admit that I can at least respect that they know how they are going to vote. As ill informed or ideologically bent they are, they do deserve a modicum of praise for standing with their views, no matter how sick and twisted they are, but the undecided voter deserves no praise at all. In fact, the only thing they do deserve is to have my size ten boot shoved so far up their ass that the water on my knee will quench their thirst. Fucking retards!
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