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Random Thoughts and Observations
By Clyde
Friday, October 6, 2006

Do you ever get the feeling that this country is now being run by Captain Stillwell from the movie Stripes? You know the character played by John Larroquette who liked to spend time in his office playing with his army men. From Iraq to Katrina and now bird flu, Bush's answer to every problem is to use the military first. He tosses around our men and women in uniform like a midget during Happy Hour but will not look at the situation and come up with a plan to rectify it before it becomes a problem.

Do we really want a woman on the Supreme Court deciding the rule of law on a woman's reproductive rights when she has not found time to use her own plumbing?

Is it just me or does Rita Cosby's voice get on your nerves also? There may be some men in this world who actually get off by a woman with a husky voice but for me it just sounds like an asthmatic that just got done performing a Monica on John Holmes.

What is up with the Bob's Big Boy hairdos all of a sudden? Take a good look at the big names in the news lately and you will see what I mean.

Well the falafel king has gone and done it again. In an effort to give his argument credibility to keeping the Abu Ghraib prison abuse photos from public review, Bill O'Reilly blamed the Malmady Massacre on the 82nd airborne during WWII. For those who do not know, this act of mass murder was actually perpetrated by Nazi soldiers against American troops during the Battle of the Bulge. Far be it that the Loofa Lothario should actually study the history that he cites when making his bullshit claims but to also blame it on a group of American soldiers who were at least fifty miles from the scene is beyond the pale.

How long will it be before Rachel Maddow reaches over and bitch slaps the shit out of Tucker Carlson? Inquiring minds want to know.

Why is it that every time someone quotes a Republican it is always taken out of context? That is the latest claim made by Bill Bennett when he was quoted "I do know that if you abort every black baby the crime rate will go down." The fact that he claimed that this was morally reprehensible is not enough to draw away from the fact that his "knowledge" asserts that every black person is the reason for high crime rates.

Is anyone else tired of hearing Johnny Cash sing "Bridge Over Troubled Water?" Note to the Red Cross - GET ANOTHER FUCKING SONG!

Republican lawmakers in the great state of Indiana are proposing legislation making it illegal for a woman to get pregnant by artificial means if she isn't married. This has got to be one of the vilest pieces of legislation to ever be presented for debate. Who in the fuck do these people think they are? If a woman wishes to have a child it is her decision and no one else's and she alone has the right to decide how to start her pregnancy. What are they going to do if some lady breaks their archaic law, make her get an abortion?

For decades all we ever heard from the Free Market Republicans was that competition was good for the country but now that they have control they prefer no-bid contracts?

I do not know if you got to see Ann the man Coulter the other night but it was one time where I didn't want to reach through the TV and strangle the bastard. He/She/It was pissed off at Bush because of his latest Supreme Court nomination and felt as if he/she/it had been stabbed in the back because he didn't nominate another Scalia or Thomas. While listening to this estrogen deficient drag queen wail it occurred to me that if Bush really wanted to cut the deficit in half all he would have to do is actually stab he/she/it in the back and make it a pay-per-view event. To me that would be money well spent and it would be the first and last time I ever applauded anything the PresiDunce ever did.

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