Excuse me while I vent
By Clyde
Thursday, October 5, 2006
I had planned on writing about the short bus patrons over at Free Republic concerning the Mark Foley sex scandal. However, the latest developments have forced me to forgo my usual lame attempts at humor in order to vent my anger. So be warned, if you have an aversion to strong/foul language or have small children nearby, you may not want to continue reading.
If you are reading this paragraph then you must be willing to read what I have to say so, let me get right down to brass tacks. I NOW FUCKING HATE ALL FUCKING NEO-CONS! I am not talking an intense dislike or mere loathing. I mean the kind of hate that starts in the pit of your stomach and radiates a ten thousand degree white-hot purity of hate throughout your soul. What would bring me too this level of hate is the fact that the right wing pussies are affixing blame on everyone except the fucks that covered up the antics of 53-year-old closet homosexual with a penchant for teenaged boys.
It all started with another rumored closet queen Matt Drudge when he began referring to the youths who received lurid emails from a United States congress critter as "beasts who set Foley up." Now the oral flatulence coming from the effeminate fuck in a fedora has about as much credibility as a Bill O'Reilly war experience.
But then, not to be out done, the Barbiturate Behemoth Rush Limbaugh began his flapping his jowls about a conspiracy where the teenage boys were paid to keep their silence until us "Libruls" could pull a Democrat October Surprise. The fact is that, money to the Democratic Party is like Michelle Malkin to an Asian American pride march, the two are not generally seen together. Not to mention that anything that fat fuck has to say about young boys should be required to come with a rape kit.
Then we get Hitler Youth Poster Dweeb Sean Hannity trying to compare what Foley is accused of, to Monica-gate. This comparison has about as much merit as Ann Coulter's need for a gynecological exam. Lewinsky was over 21, living on her own, sought the affair and obviously was Clinton's kind of WOMAN! She was not housed by the United States Congress in a DORMITORY. She was not under the direct supervision of the UNITED STATES CONGRESS. Finally, the United States Congress was not RESPONSIBLE for her care and well-being! However, the victims of Foley were.
Personally, I do not care if these pages were of legal age of consent or not, the fact is that these were high school kids. Any teacher in America would lose their job and be prosecuted to fullest extent of the law. In addition, anyone who knew about it and did not report it would also be guilty in the eyes of the law. Yet, these right wing blowhards are so afraid of being on a losing team they will lie, cheat or steal all the while claiming their MORAL SUPERIORITY. FUCK YOU, you sniveling little turds!
Yeah, we see how morally superior they are when the leaders of their party cover up the inappropriate actions of a congressman whose desktop monitor has so much jizz on it that it could qualify as a modern art masterpiece. These right wing talking Neanderthals are now questioning the timing of this release, trying to claim that we are out to get Dennis Hastert's ass. Listen, Hastert's ass is so big, it looks like two hogs fighting over a Hershey's Kiss and if you put a bow and arrow in Stevie Wonder's hands, spun him around like he was playing pin the tail on the donkey, and had him shoot, he would still have a 3 in 5 chance of sending a shaft up Hastert's colon. Pun intended.
The timing of this revelation is something that I would like to talk about, just not in the sense that would please that right wing mouth breathing knuckle draggers. They accuse the Democrats of using this issue to score political points but what about their cover up of the issue to keep the same political points in their favor?
As a lifelong Democrat I can honestly say that I would be just as outraged if it were a Democratic controlled congress. In fact, in the past I have called for several Democratic leaders to resign and have supported any prosecution for the offense if it were deemed necessary. While many of us are trying our best to peel away the layers of the corruption onion, the Republicans are adding them.
I have come to the conclusion that since this right wing congress has decided that I have no Habeas Corpus rights any longer, they are now guilty until proven innocent! And to all right wingers out there let me say this in terms that even your pea sized brain can comprehend. FUCK YOU - YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!
Okay, so I could not forgo my lame attempts at humor, sue me.
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