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By Clyde
Thursday, March 2, 2006

Katrina waxes Bush

Well it's no semen stained blue dress but if there is anything that should show Bush to be a liar it is the video showing him being informed that New Orleans was going to be devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Cokie McSnortalot's claim that no one anticipated the breech of the levees was clearly a lie and the right wing nuts are out in force trying to defend him. They are trying to blame everyone except for Dear Leader but unfortunately for them this is videotape, not some type of Dan Rather moment where they can blame a typewriter font. The fact of the matter is that this inept fool has killed more people of color than Sickle Cell and it is high time that the American sheeple realize this.

Bush says no beef with India on nuclear deal

There is only one piece of advice I would like to give Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India and that is, do not trust a Bush. History has shown that once you are in bed with a member of the Bush family there is going to be some fucking going on and rarely does a Bush take it in the ass. The Bushes are notorious for building you up and then taking you down usually by bombing you into oblivion so it would behoove the Indian people to reject the nuclear deal that Singh and Bush have worked out.

Bush searches cave

In a surprise visit to Afghanistan PresiDunce Bush claimed that eventually Osama bin Laden will be captured and brought to justice. The fact that a six-foot Arab with a dialysis machine strapped to his ass has eluded Bush for 5 years does not instill confidence in his claim. You would think that if he was going to be captured by this administration I would have bet money on it happening before the 2004 elections but then again maybe he was saving it for right before the Chimpeachment.

Condi's buns of steel

It would seem that our Secretary of State has so much time on her hands that she can see her way fit to making workout videos. Don't get me wrong, I know she has a lot more free time now that her husband actually must spend time with Laura, but aren't there other things she could do to fill her day? Nothing major just little things like patching up the broken diplomatic relations we have with this world. To tell you the truth I really do not see any benefit in having a buck toothed Secretary of State showing us her six-pack abs. In fact if I wanted to see a beaver working out I would change the channel to the Animal Planet, at least there you can see the creation of a dam.

Gonzo goes schizo

Well it would seem that our illustrious Attorney General was not quite as forthcoming on the extent of the NSA warrantless spying as we were led to believe. Well Sparky thanks for the fucking news flash, you act as if we actually thought you were telling the truth the first time. It is the common thread throughout the entire Bush administration, you say one thing when the camera is on but once the spotlight it shut off you come back to "clarify" what you meant. The fact of the matter is that we know the Bush administration is doing more than it confesses to; it is just that the Republicans in congress prevent us from doing anything about it.

Alito loves Dobson

It has come to light that Dr. James (wave your willie at little Billy) Dobson has a secret admirer. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has written a letter to Dobson thanking him for the support he received during those tumultuous confirmation hearings. Now I do not know about you but I find it troubling that a Supreme Court Justice feels the need to write a letter thanking a group of people who have nothing to do with the confirmation process. Because of this letter Alito should recuse himself from any case that comes before the Supreme Court of the United States if it involves any religious group period.

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