You Can Rape The Willing
By Clyde
Friday, February 10, 2006
To all of you who saw fit to vote for Shrub, please keep that smile on your face, bend over, spread your cheeks and get ready for the best screwing you have ever had in your life. You see, because you decided that it was more important to vote for a man, and I use that term loosely, who is more interested in lining the pockets of the ultra rich than in investing in your best interest, you are now going to experience the ramifications of your decision.
Show us them pearly whites as your sphincter begins to tingle because of Bush pushing his love muscle into an area that was never meant to be an entrance. You see, the deficit that Bush is trying to cut in half is a result of his tax cuts for the top 1%, but it is you that will need to make up the shortfall by willingly give up many of the treasured social programs that make your life better.
According to the Congressional Budget Office, Bush's tax cuts are to blame for one half of the deficit, one third is because of increased spending on homeland security and the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, but only 15% is the result of social programs that are geared towards helping the neediest among us. So it should come as no surprise to you that it is far more important that Halliburton, GE and the Carlyle Group be able to keep their off-shore tax havens than it is to completely fund such innocuous initiatives like Medicaid and veterans benefits.
Please do not let that grin on your face begin to droop just because your anal walls are now becoming chafed because of Bush's penal insertion, after all he is going to protect you from them evil sodomites who wish to marry. As you are well aware Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Republican, to allow the homosexual community the ability to enjoy the same rights as you will make your partner discover that they actually are in love with Rover instead of you and force them to file for divorce.
Are those tears of joy coming from your eyes because George has sunk half of his manhood into your colon by paying back his Wall Street campaign contributors by piratizing Social Security? Even though this little adventure of his will cost trillions of dollars, I am sure you feel quite comfortable with the fact that he did not see fit to include this into his 2006 budget.
Surely that is a scream of utter ecstasy coming from your lips as Bush's abuses your hemorrhoids by eliminating ineffective programs like Early Start, child care subsidies for 300,000 working poor families, health insurance for thousands of low income families and dozens of programs for at-risk youth and pre-school children.
You must have reached climax when hung like John Holmes, Bush inserted himself to depths unknown to you before, and he plans to slash funding for cities, public housing and farming so he can protect the tax cut for Richard Mellon Scaife and George H. W. Bush.
What, you say you feel that you have violated instead pleasured by your commander in thief? No longer do you feel you can trust him after finding out that many of the people you thought were journalists reporting the truth were in fact paid lackeys whose sole responsibility was to promote his agenda? Your confidence in his leadership has begun to waiver because he lied to you about the cost of the prescription drug plan and the weapons of mass destruction. Well all I can say to you then is that if you feel that you have been raped by this man then you need to call a cop, but be sure that you are prepared to wait, because he wants to cut that funding also.
For the last couple of weeks I have not been writing the Chimp's Imp portion of my column and I have heard from a few people that they would like me to bring it back. After the coronation I thought that it had pretty much run its course. However we provide and you decide, so I will let you choose whether I should bring it back, please e-mail me with a yes or no and next week we will see if you agree with me or not.
I want to thank Ben at www.whiterosesociety.org for archiving the show of another great Liberal talk show host. Bob Kincaid can be heard on www.headonradio.com from 7 to 10 PM EST Monday through Friday. At WWNR-AM in Beckley WV, Bob is an acerbic commentator who is not afraid to put a Republican in his place and is another fantastic addition to the ever expanding Liberal media. To all of the rest of Bob's fans, I hope you enjoy your visit to our website and that you will continue to come back.
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