So much to say, so little room to say it
By Clyde
Thursday, February 23, 2006
I am sitting here trying to figure out this week's subject matter and the problem I am facing can best be described as being akin to a cop standing in front of the pastry case at the local Mr. Doughnut. With so much to choose from I am finding it more difficult every week to pick a specific topic which to comment on. The fact of the matter is that Bush and his cronies are screwing up so much that trying to stick to a single theme has finally reached the impossible for me. So without further ado here is my take on a couple of the events of the last few weeks.
First up on the hit parade has got to be Shotgun Dick shooting a 78 year old lawyer in Texas. As a middle-aged black man once said the reason why the Democrat left is in favor of gun control is because of the right wing morons who cannot tell the difference between a bird and a senior citizen. Now it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that the reason the cops were not able to talk to Cheney for 22 hours is because Darth was tanked and needed to sleep it off. The admission to having drunk only one beer at lunch four hours prior to the attempt of geriatric genocide does not stand up to scrutiny. Being well versed in the subject of cereal malt beverages and leisure time activities I can tell you that there is no such thing as having only one. The point is Dick, if you are going to go hunting do not drink, and if you are going to drink, hunt that ambassador pussy instead of small game. Oh and by the way Dick, do this country a favor, if you must send someone out to speak about how you take responsibility for pulling the trigger of the gun in your hand, don't send Mary Matalin. Some people have small children and seeing Skelator on a bad hair day will give them nightmares for years to come.
Next up in the wonderful world of politics has got to be the UAE port debacle that is sweeping through Washington. How this is going to unfold is going to be very interesting, and to be quite frank I am going to enjoy the living shit out of it. There is no way that this deal is going to go through because the American people will not allow it, and with the elections coming up in November the members of congress cannot afford to have it used against them. On the other side of the coin, now that Bush has committed himself to the approval of the sale he cannot afford to show any weakness. I cannot wait to see how Bush is going to react when for the first time he does not get his way. The image of a 4 year old in the candy aisle of a supermarket comes to mind.
One thing I noticed during the supposed NSA spying investigation by the Senate Judiciary Committee was that Gonzo repeatedly said "the program I am testifying about today." Now I don't know about you but that seemed a little strange to me. It is almost like he was trying to let us know in a roundabout way that other spying programs were going on, but that he was only going to talk about this one. Don't get me wrong, I know there are other programs that are being used against us by our government, but for an administration official to hint at something like this is something that needs more attention. But once again the liberal media has allowed this story to go unnoticed and nary is a word spoken on the subject anymore.
Finally I would like to talk to some of my fellow Democrats and the issue of Bi-partisanship. I believe that it is best to use as few words as possible to get a point across so let me sum up the subject by saying "SCREW BI-PARTISANSHIP!" When will people get it through their heads that Republicans do not play well with others and are unable to reach a compromise? The DLC Democrats can kiss my ass when they continue to speak about how we need to work together for the good of the country. These right wing fucks have no intention of working together and only make a deal to achieve their goal, and once it is over they throw the agreement into the crapper without batting an eyelash. I am sick and tired of pussy Democrats who keep telling me that I need to move towards the center in order to get our candidates elected. The fact of the matter is that if we moved anymore towards the center we would run Barry Fucking Goldwater for president! Let us let our testicles descend and become the opposition Party once again.
The winds of change are coming!
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