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A Little of This and a Little of That
By Clyde
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Okay someone forgot to forward me the memo when the Republican Party decided to turn into a bunch of pussies. For a group that in the past would bitch and moan about less government intrusion and strict interpretation of the constitution I find it odd that they would stand for the full frontal assault on our most basic freedoms by the Bush Administration. Since 9/11 these people have been crawling upon their bellies like cur dogs and slurping up the Ken-L-Ration fed them by the Bush Administration. Are they that really scared that they will become the victim of terrorism? You have a better chance of dying from blood poisoning from an infected hemorrhoid than you do from Abdul strapping C-4 to his ass and blowing up the local strip mall.
For the first time in history I agree with Bill O'Reilly on a subject except for different reasons. Bill doesn't like gay cowboy movies and neither do I. My idea of a blockbuster is a movie having breasts that you can bounce a quarter on, someone gets beaten repeatedly about the head or face and the story line does not contain a love story no matter what the gender make up is. So it is safe to say that "Broke Back Mountain" is not going to be in my NetFlix queue anytime soon. Bill doesn't like it because the chuck wagon does not serve falafels on a regular basis and cold water baths take the fun out of Loofa-ing your bronco buddy.
Speaking of the Falafel King, did you hear he has laid claim to the Martin Luther King Jr. legacy? On a recent edition of his radio show he said something to the effect that because he came from modest beginnings he was a shining example of the MLK dream for America. I can see where being a successful white man from suburbia with a college degree and a loud mouth is exactly what Dr. King had in mind in regards to race relations. Fucking idiot!
Sean Hannity has his BVD's in a wad over Hillary Clinton's statement that congress is being run like a plantation. Despite the fact that such paragons of virtue like Newt Gingrich, Trent Lott and Robert Novak have used the same metaphor is of no consequence to the Hitler Youth Poster Boy. The hypocrisy of this piece of human waste is beyond imagination and I am willing to pay big money if Ann Coulter would just fill his mouth full of tube steak and shut him the fuck up.
Is anyone else tired of seeing Little Snotty McFelon on their television or is it just me? This twerp's whole demeanor is as annoying as a stray hair tickling the taint and his voice makes me want to clean my ears with an ice pick.
Do you want to know the main difference between Democrats and Republicans? Republicans attack a problem and Democrats fix them. For example how would this hypothetical situation be dealt with by the two political persuasions? You have a significant other who has not trimmed the pubic region in some time and it is beginning to bother you. If you are a Republican you would denounce this behavior as being anti-Christian and all out assault upon the family values that made this nation great. If you are a Democrat you look down and make sure that the next romantic interlude involves a mouthful of bubble gum. Problem Solved!
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