Random thoughts and observations - Part II
By Clyde
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Have you ever sat at work and looked over at a co-worker and thought to yourself, "I have known this asshole for entirely too long?"
If you have to take a class on ethics it is safe to assume that you have none.
If you were in a plane wreck and stranded in the middle of nowhere without food, how long would it take before you began to look at the heavyweight in Row 15 Seat C as Thanksgiving dinner? Personally it would take me until about lunchtime, not because I like the thought of cannibalism but more of a fact that I just hate missing a meal.
Joe Lieberman sucks!
Guys, have you ever had a day where your luck is so bad that if it were raining pussies you would get hit in the head with a dick or vice versa for the ladies, and can you imagine how hard that must be for Ann Coulter trying to decide whether it is a good or bad day?
George W. Bush as President negates the theory of intelligent design.
Does it bother anyone that the Party that promotes abstinence over sex education has leaders with the strangest sexual desires? Lynne Cheney has written a book about two canyon yodelers on the Wyoming prairie with an unnatural predilection for tampons. Scooter Libby has written a book with a bear sodomizing a young girl. We still do not know if it was Rove or McClellan that was gargling Gannon. Ken Mehlman and David Drier are closet homosexuals. The Falafel King has a food and Swedish sponge fetish. The sexual orientation of Condoleeza Rice and Harriet Miers is still up for grabs. And Ann Coulter still breaks out in a cold sweat in front of gender specific restrooms. Do not get me wrong, if you are into homosexuality with toys, fine. If you want to have a hummus flavored rim job, have at it. If you do not wish your sexual preferences to be made public, so be it. But leave the critters alone and shut the fuck up about other people's sexual appetites.
Joe Lieberman sucks!
How ironic is it that one of the reporters that broke the Watergate story is now embroiled in the Traitor-gate scandal? Although I have never agreed with his political views, I always had respect for him because of what he did to Nixon. No longer can that be the case because instead of the truth he chose to protect a traitor or should I say traitors over the needs of this country. Bob Woodward can kiss the fattest part of my ass!
Karen Hughes promoting our country in the Middle East is as dangerous as dancing the Macarena with a straight razor.
Have you ever noticed that John Gibson from Fox News looks just like the character Cad in the Underdog cartoons? All you would need is for him to shed his glasses, Billy Barty in a lab coat, a couple of beagles where one bears a strong resemblance to Joan Rivers before plastic surgery and voila - the entire cast.
Joe Lieberman sucks!
After all of the years of Republican Clinton bashing how funny is it that they now are pointing to him as their savior when it comes to the justification for war in Iraq. When Clinton bombed targets in Iraq these assholes were screaming "no war for Monica" but now that their lies are being exposed it has suddenly become the mantra of today that "Clinton said there was WMD." These hypocrites will do anything to stay in power and it is up to the Republican moderates to grow a spine and kick them the fuck out of the Party.
Sean Hannity says he is sick and tired of the Democratic Party and I say "good" because we are sick and tired of Nazi's.
The only redeeming quality of the election of 2000 is the fact that Joe Lieberman is not the vice president. At one time Lieberman may have been a Democrat and held to the Democrat's policies but that is no longer the case. How many times does he have to vote with the Republicans against us before we demand he leave our Party? I say the time is now because JOE LIEBERMAN SUCKS!
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