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"The NASCAR Liberal" clyde@dubyaD40.com

Real Men Are Liberals
By Clyde
Thursday, September 22, 2005

For all of the swagger and bravado you would think that Bush and the rest of his neo-con fascists were men of character and determination. But the fact of the matter is that they are nothing more than slimy little bastard losers who need to kill, maim, mutilate and bankrupt in order to feel the penis between their legs. These people are not real men, they are petulant little children who when they do not get their way they go crying to mama faster than congress can vote itself a pay raise.

When you stand back and take a good look at the two political ideologies you can only come to the conclusion that real men believe in the liberal ideas that founded this country. It takes a real man to decide to give a little more of himself so his children can have a better life, but the current bunch in Washington are more than happy to spend their children into poverty in order to maintain or increase the quality of their own lives. The out of sight spending being done by these so-called conservatives is truly mind boggling and it does not look like they will stop anytime soon and every day the nation's children are going deeper into debt.

All one has to do in order to see the inadequacy of the Republican masculinity is look at their phallic symbols like big guns, big trucks and big bombs. A real man does not need these things to know he is home to the "Y" chromosome. Oh he may own a gun or drive a truck but they do not define the man, unlike those on the right. When Shrub pranced around on the aircraft carrier in his cod piece stuffed with sweat socks all you had to do is look at his expression to see that he felt like a man. But when he went on TV in New Orleans the look of confidence was gone and was replaced by a look that more closely resembled the look of an Urologist wondering why his life is full of dicks.

Real men do not go looking for a fight and when one presents itself he will try to exhaust every other avenue before throwing a punch. Republicans are not that way, they prefer to use force over diplomacy at every turn. The needless death that has been waged upon the American military and their families was a product of the inability to admit a mistake by the Republican war machine. The Republicans wanted war in order to force the American people into believing in their false manliness. They thought that no matter what happened the people would look to them as father figures and blindly go along with whatever they promoted. But now the American people are beginning to see the true nature of the Republican Party and they are seeing that underneath the facade of male potency lays a coward who quivers in his boots like the Taco Bell dog staring at a pit-bull terrier sporting morning wood.

A real man is confident in his beliefs that he does not need to seek affirmation from some guy hawking salvation in one hand while picking your pocket with the other. A real man understands that individuals differ so it stands to reason that a person's religious views may not the same as his. But the Republicans are not that way, in their eyes you must conform to their belief system and if you do not then you are an ungodly person who only deserves disdain and attack. A real man knows that religious zealotry in any way, shape or form is responsible for more death and destruction than just some assholes flying planes into tall buildings.

A real man believes that women are equals to men and deserve to be treated as such. Real men believe that if a woman does the same work as a man she is entitled to the same pay and treatment as their male counterparts. But Republicans do not believe this way; they feel women are to be subservient to men and when one comes along who does not conform to their ideal that woman's femininity must be attacked. These cowardly pricks actually believe that because they have a set of testicles that they are in a better position to dictate what a woman does with her body.

I am so sick and tired of the right wing snow job that has and continues to be thrown into the face of the American people. It makes me want to insert my arm up to the elbow in their ass, grab onto the nape of their neck, yank their head out of their colon and tell them that just because they see a dick and balls when their nose passes out of their asshole it does not automatically qualify them as a man.

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