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An Open Letter To The Average Republican
By Clyde
Thursday, April 14, 2005

Dear Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Republican, what will it take for you to realize that your Party has been stolen away from its core values by a group Christo/fascist corporatists whose only goal is to further enrich themselves at your expense? It is becoming painfully obvious that you would rather be slapped in the throat with grapefruit sized testicles by these neo-con fanatics than admit the truth to yourselves.

It was not enough that the Repugnicans stole another election, or that they gave away the bank to the insurance companies over the new Medicare plan. It was not enough for them to pass the unfunded mandate No Childs Behind Left or passing a bankruptcy bill that forces senior citizens to give up their homes when they do not have enough money to pay their doctor bill. It isn't bad enough that gasoline is over two dollars a gallon and that the Senate passed an 80.6 billion dollar emergency appropriation bill for the war in Iraq and that urgently needed baseball stadium for Washington D.C.

Dan Rather lost his job because of a copy of a memo where the undisputed fact that George W. Bush deserted from the Texas Air National Guard, but was made out to be a forgery because Republican operatives were so adept that they knew the exact year when a certain type of font was used on a typewriter. You trashed Michael Moore as an unpatriotic traitor because his film told the truth about the relationship between the Bush and bin Laden families. You were happy that the pretty little white girl Jessica Lynch was given the Bronze Star for meritorious service by getting into an accident and being unconscious for the entire "battle."

Is did not bother you that one of the most respected political columnists of the last fifty years, Helen Thomas, was sent to the back row of the briefing room because she did her job, while one of the most reviled columnists Robert "the traitor" Novak has yet to be charged for outing the identity of a CIA operative devoted to finding weapons of mass destruction. You accuse the media of having a liberal bias but had nothing to say about the access that was freely granted to an untrained pseudo journalist with an unabashed right wing bias and who just happens to have a job as a man whore on the side. You reveled in the fact that talk radio is dominated by conservative talking heads but had nothing to say when a liberal network got started; the neo-cons infiltrated the highest echelons of the corporation in an attempt to make it fail.

You continue to support a House Majority Leader who used his position to have the Department of Homeland Security track down Texas Democrats and accepted vacations from lobbyists for the sweatshops and sex trade in Saipan. You swallow the throat yogurt he spews that there is a vast left wing conspiracy to bring him and the conservative movement down because he accepted travel accommodations and golfing trips provided by Russian oil companies and Indian gaming casinos. You had nothing to say when he muscled through a change in the ethics rules just so he would not lose his leadership position because of possible indictments of violation of Texas campaign finance laws. You sat back when he pushed through a special session of congress to draft legislation that clearly was an invasion of the privacy of a Florida woman who ceased being a viable human being 15 years ago, in order to take the attention off his illegal activities.

You support a regime that promotes those who failed to do their job in the past, but dismisses those who tried to perform their duties to the best of their abilities. You laud the fact that a man who headed up death squads during the Iran/Contra scandal is now on his way to being the chief intelligence officer of the country. You are enthused that the nominee for the ambassador to the U.N. is a person who holds the view that the United Nations is only a viable entity when it agrees with everything this country does. You were pleased that the chief law enforcement officer in this country called the Geneva Convention's accords for the treatment of prisoners, quaint.

After all of what has happened in the last 5 years you still support these anti-American religious fanatics and it does not look like you are willing to stand up to them and take back your Party. This leaves me with only one question; doesn't that pubic hair tickle your nose when you are kissing these balls as big as church bells?

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