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Friday, June 27, 2008
I can't make this stuff up
posted by Dookie The Webmaster
12:13 PM

Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsor Marriage Protection Amendment

Two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity have named themselves as co-sponsors of S. J. RES. 43, dubbed the Marriage Protection Amendment. If ratified, the bill would amend the United States Constitution to state that marriage "shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman."

Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), who was arrested June 11, 2007 on charges of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport terminal, is co-sponsoring the amendment along with Sen. David Vitter (R-LA).

Bizarro world

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Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Sums up the Republican party pretty well, actually.

posted by Anonymous Jenna at 12:47 PM  

 
   
 
Dookie, did you Snopes this story first? This CAN'T be real. It just can't. Even the knuckle-walking, mouth-breathing, kiddie-diddling Repiglickin' Party can't be THIS tone deaf.

Then again, every time I say that, I wind up eating my words.

posted by Blogger Bob Kincaid at 12:50 PM  

 
   
 
It's actually true. I found it in the Library of Congress - www.thomas.gov

Unbelievable. How many times have they presented this bill now, anyway? They've been harping on it since at least 2002. If they really wanted to protect marriage, they'd make adultery a capital offense - but then, they'd all be in serious trouble.

Go figure - give everyone a gun, no questions asked, but don't let two consenting adults get married. THAT will destroy our society!

posted by Anonymous Jenna at 2:22 PM  

 
   
 
Larry Craig tap-dancing through airport men's rooms trolling for blowjobs (the only question is "giving" or "getting" blowjobs), while Diaper Dave Vitter found a way - the NASA way - to avoid the bathroom situation.

These are the guys defending marriage? That's like Dookie, Clyde and I being keynote speakers at an AA convention. Except that these guys actually take themselves seriously.

posted by Blogger Wally at 12:15 AM  

   
 

 

 

 

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