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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Bush 2.0
posted by Dookie The Webmaster
9:54 AM

McCain: Most Troops Will Be Home by 2013


Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Iraq by 2013 and that Iraq will be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic" episodes of violence, a striking departure from his refusal so far to set a date for U.S. withdrawal.

In a speech in the heart of Ohio, a major battleground state in the fall election, Mr. McCain set forth a sweeping, extraordinarily positive vision of what the world will look like 2013, when he says he will have been in the White House for four years.

"By January 2013, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom," Mr. McCain said at the Columbus Convention Center. "The Iraq War has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced."

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And this shiny, happy world peace will be achieved how? Why would we get a different result by doing what we're already doing, just because he's president?

I like the use of the word spasmodic, though. Fits him perfectly.

posted by Anonymous Jenna at 10:14 AM  

 
   
 
Hey, only 4 more years,and thousands more dead, before we get a new excuse. Way to go John! Honestly, what sane person would consider that an alternative to the seige already going on?

posted by Anonymous md at 12:10 PM  

 
   
 
I wonder if he'd give me some lottery numbers to play? Or even a horse or two at Pimlico or a Super Bowl winner would be a good one hit bet. Gee John, when'd your brain get working, pretty much every fucking thing you've ever said turned to shit one way or another so what happened, Jesus show up in your room one night. What would you or anyone else in this country know about "functioning democracies" anyway? Fuck you dude.

posted by Anonymous the fucker at 2:42 AM  

   
 

 

 

 

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