Finally, a job where putting those "tap-dancing" lessons on your resume will help
posted by
Wally
10:25 PM
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about this guy, when you thought you'd used up all the jokes there could possibly be, when you're sure you've wrung the last of the possibilities and milked every last drop of entertainment value out of making fun of him, he goes and does something like this and proves just how wrong you can be. Fortunately, we're not too proud to take advantage of an easy cheap-shot like this.
Hey, he's the one who did it, not us. We're just reporting the news.Attention, Parents: Larry Craig is Seeking Interns
The Idaho Republican has just announced he's taking applications for summer internships in his Capitol Hill office, which has been the brunt of gossip and many a colorful "wide stance" jokes ever since last summer, when Craig was busted in a Minneapolis-St. Paul airport men's room sex sting. "Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office," Craig said in a press release issued Tuesday. "They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho." I don't think I would want my kids to even know what those "behind the scenes" scenes involve in Craig's office, let alone "participate in" them.
Just remember kids, if he impatiently taps is foot while asking you to help him with the paperwork, or if he even mentions his "briefs", run for it.
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