Yesterday in the Florida GOP primary, John McCain edged out Willard "Mitt" Romney to become the solid front-runner in the Republican primary race.
John "StayPuft" McCain - 36%
Willard "Mitt" Romney - 31%
When asked to comment, Romney simply said "Rats!"
Meanwhile, Rudy 9ui11iani's campaign - in honor of the terrorist attack he can't stop talking about - collapsed and crumbled like a pair of plane-stricken burning skyscrapers.
With Rudy gone, the GOP race comes down to a battle between.....
Rats -vs- Sweets
