Those dirty dirty Republicans
posted by
Wally
1:59 PM
The way the hits just keep on coming, I'm starting to feel like we're running a sex scandal sheet around here lately. And it makes me feel all icky.
This time they're calling Sen "Diaper-David" Vitter (R-LA) to testify in the DC Madam case. The "D.C. Madam" served a subpoena Tuesday on Sen. David Vitter, R-La., requiring him to testify about his use of the Washington, D.C., escort service federal prosecutors say was a prostitution ring. 
The subpoena calls on the freshman senator to testify at a federal court hearing Nov. 28 looking into the business operations of the $2 million escort service Deborah Jeane Palfrey operated in the nation's capital for 13 years.
Vitter has acknowledged being a client of Palfrey's company, Pamela Martin & Associates, and his telephone number appeared six times in the firm's phone records between 1999 and 2001, when he was a member of the House of Representatives. He was elected to the U.S. Senate in 2004. Another Republican gets his day in court - his chance to explain, under oath and under penalty of perjury, exactly what it was that he was doing with Ms. Paltrey's escorts. Whether it was illegal or not, it will still be fun to watch.
They impeached Clinton for getting a simple straight-forward, heterosexual, consensual blowjob, and he didn't even have to pay for it. Vitter repeatedly went to a prostitute and paid her to put him in diapers (and I don't even want to know what else) - but that's okay. Larry Craig was caught trying to tap-dance his way into strange men's pants in the airport bathroom - but that's not a problem. They did nothing wrong and are just being persecuted by the liberal media. That's all you need to know about Republican family values.
I feel dirty just writing about these guys. I think I need a shower.
GOP=Greedy Old Perverts
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