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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Answer: "very nice, very cordial" Question: What's a polite way to call someone a "douchebag"?
posted by Wally
7:59 AM

Finally, Al Gore found himself in the Oval Office. Unfortunately, he was just there to visit the guy who stole the election from him, and not to take over his rightful position there.
The occasion was an annual tradition, the presidential photo opportunity with Nobel Prize winners. But Gore, who shared the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on the environment, was given special treatment: a private tête-à-tête with Bush, which lasted more than 30 minutes, provoking intense speculation about just what the two men talked about.

"Of course, we talked about global warming - the whole time," Gore, the former vice president, said as he and his wife, Tipper, emerged onto Pennsylvania Avenue, where they were mobbed by reporters and photographers.

No surprise there. Gore, whose documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth," won an Academy Award, is a staunch critic of the Bush administration's environmental policy. "He's constantly looking for opportunities to make an impact on this issue," said Michael Feldman, an adviser, "so being invited to the political center of the universe is a great thing for him."

"It was a private meeting," he said, "and I'm not going to say anything about it other than that it was very nice, very cordial. He was very gracious in setting up the meeting, and it was a very good and very substantive conversation. That's all."
Translation: Bush is as much of a tool as everyone thinks he is, and was too busy playing with his Wii to pay attention to anything he didn't want to hear - like "science" or "fact-based" reality. Imagine Al Gore trying to explain complex concept to Dubya - something difficult to comprehend, like "temperature" - being faced with that glazed-over Alfred E. Neumann blank stare, and realizing he'd be more successful talking to Barney.

Dammit Al, why didn't you run?

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Monkey Boy to Chunky Boy: Gee Al, how the fuck did you shaft Kyoto and come out spelling like a rose? And that logging thing out West, if I tried that they'd crucify me, but you...no sweat! How's the tobacco subsidy treating you these days Al? I'm the decider ya know and I can up your check, just kiss me!

posted by Anonymous at 12:31 AM  

 
   
 
Al didn't run because he'd be forced to eat his own 'tree huggers' words, and old Al just would never do that, he's got a 'rap sheet' as long as your arm showing his true colors when it comes to HIS fucking 'carbon footprint'. He's just another corporate whore who'd choke on his own suggestions if he had to actually back them up with action. Talks cheap and Al's not going to spend a dime of his own on action. And good riddance to his overstuffed face.

posted by Anonymous at 2:26 AM  

   
 

 

 

 

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