Somebody should buy Bush a map and uh such as...
posted by
Wally
1:59 PM
Bush shows off his brilliant statesmanship by signing a Maritime Pact with Mongolia
Did Miss Miss SC, Teen USA contestant Caitlen Upton have Dubya specifically in mind when she said "uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as...?" Like such as... Bush is in dire need of a freaking globe? The State Department with great fanfare on Tuesday signed an agreement with landlocked Mongolia that will allow Mongolian ships to be boarded and searched if they are suspected of carrying weapons of mass destruction. Mongolian ships? Below is a map of Mongolia.

Mongolia -- a vast land that's home to the Gobi Desert, windswept steppes and largely populated by nomadic yak herders -- has no navy at all and lies thousands of miles from open waters. Those dastardly Mongols and their WMD carrying yaks! Brilliant!
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