Who will replace Fredo?
posted by
Wally
9:14 AM
Alberto Gonzales has officially announced his resignation, making the following statement - one that is as moving, insigtful, and thought provoking as one would expect from a man of Fredo's stature and intellect.
Good morning.
Thirteen years ago I entered public service to make a positive difference in the lives of others. And during this time I have traveled a remarkable journey, from my home state of Texas to Washington, D.C., supported by the unwavering love and encouragement of my wife Rebecca and our sons Jared, Graham and Gabriel.
Yesterday I met with President Bush and informed him of my decision to conclude my government service as attorney general of the United States effective as of September 17th, 2007.
Let me say that it's been one of my greatest privileges to lead the Department of Justice. I have great admiration and respect for the men and women who work here. I have made a point as attorney general to personally meet as many of them as possible, and today I want to again thank them for their service to our nation.
It is through their continued work that our country and our communities remain safe, that the rights and civil liberties of our citizens are protected, and the hopes and dreams of all of our children are secured.
I often remind our fellow citizens that we live in the greatest country in the world and that I have lived the American dream. Even my worst days as Attorney General have been better than my father's best days.
Public service is honorable and noble. And I am profoundly grateful to President Bush for his friendship and for the many opportunities he has given me to serve the American people.
Thank you, and God bless America. Yup, that was it. Fortunately, it was short enough where 1) you probably didn't fall asleep and 2) you didn't have time to get annoyed or offended at the lies, arrogance, and stupidity of this man to hurl anything heavy at the TV (or in this case, monitor).
Now that he's gone, rumors are swirling about who will be the next Attorney General. Speculation centers around this man:

That's Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff, not Skeletor - though I understand the confusion. But I have a much better suggestion:

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