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Thursday, August 23, 2007
John "Captain Kangaroo" Bolton: I 'Absolutely' Hope The U.S. Will Attack Iran In The Next 'Six Months' posted by Wally 6:30 AM Not content to just beat the drums for war and try to get Americans to crap their pants in fear at the evil Iranian WMD's (just like they did a few years ago for that other country that begins with the letters I-R-A) so we'll all support a war if it happens, Bushies are actually HOPING for war with Iran. Yesterday, Raw Story pointed out that former CIA operative Bob Baer told Fox News that the Bush administration will likely attack Iran in the coming months. "Iran policy is on close hold, but the feeling is we will hit the Islamic Revolutionary Guard corps sometime next six months or so," said Baer. (read what Baer said in this Time Magazine article) Today, former U.N. ambassador John "the moustache" Bolton appeared on Fox News and responded. He said that while he couldn't confirm Baer's statements, he "absolutely" hoped they were true: HEMMER: One final step here, too, that I want to take with you. You told one of our producers earlier today that you don't know if it's true - and you've made that clear in our interview here, that you don't know what the odds are or are not against that - but you hope it's true. Why do you hope it's true? BOLTON: Absolutely. I hope Iran understands that we are very serious, that we are determined they are not going to get a nuclear weapon capability, and unless they change the strategic decision they've been pursuing for close to 20 years, that that's something they better factor into their calculations. Read more of the story and (some of) the transcript at ThinkProgress.org Permalink :: 2 comments :: Post a Comment




	How many nukes does the U.S. still maintain? Somewhere around 10,000 I believe. Yea, 10 fucking thousand. The fact that we're dictating to anyone, and I mean anyone at all, is hypocritical beyond belief. In fact, just the other day I was saying this little prayer (had to do with cardiac infarctions) and God hisself came on the line! That's real unusual for me, but it was Him, I'm sure. Sounded just like Charleton Heston, and He said giving Iran nukes is one of his top projects this year. And something else you should know. He is pissed! I mean P-I-S-S-E-D off, and it ain't at Iran, or anybody else you might think. The way he went on about the U.S. was frightening I tell you. I think He might have been hitting the bottle or something, cause He was talking locusts, raining frogs, floods pestilence and his plans for the dollar. His exact words..."Hit the pricks where it really hurts...in their church". I meekly suggested that maybe churches wasn't a great idea because some of em are pretty cool looking. His response was angry as hell! "You fucking greedy pigs! Your church is your wallet! I'll show you some good old testament smiting!" He started getting off subject and for a minute I thought maybe He was having a friggin seizure. I mean He was foaming at the mouth and spitting all over me while He talked and man oh man, I think it's safe to say He's getting ready to take a big elephant sized dump on the good ole U.S. of A. After a bit He did calm down some (or so I thought). I asked Him about that 'rapture' thing and He just about laughed Himself out of his chair (more like a throne actually) "Another piss poor translation" He said. I really meant 'rupture', and then He actually started cackling like an old nut! When I asked for some clarification He just said that a bunch of people were going to wake up with their balls wrapped around their throats, whatever that means. The whole discussion sort of went downhill from there, but the gist of it was this; pretty soon He's going to make sure that everyone has nukes, and plenty of them. And a word to the wise; you'd be well advised to stay away from Washington D.C., and anywhere in Israel. And Connecticut, and Texas, and New York etc. etc. etc. And if you're really concerned about WMDs and terrorism I suggest you keep your focus inside our own borders, because He knows when you've been sleeping, He knows when your awake, He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. The Dude is seriously pissed, and his fury is almost exclusivley centered right here in the U.S.A. You try talking to the Guy! He is big time scary, and He blames pretty much every friggin problem in the world on US! Innocent, well meaning sheep that we are, but He's not hearing any of that shit. He blames US! posted by Natural Born Killer at 12:26 AM


	Holy shit NBK, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Classic. Thanks for that. By the way, your version of a conversation with god is way more believable than any of georgie's. If/when god talks to him, all he's going to say is "go to hell" - and that will be that. posted by Wally at 6:48 AM