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Sunday, February 18, 2007
Happy Chinese New Year
posted by Wally
7:15 AM

Dick Cheney's Chinese New Year Menu - Welcome to the Year of the Pig

To celebrate the occasion, and to welcome in the Year of the Pig an an appropriate and honorable manner, we've put together a vice-presidential New Years Day menu specifically with Dick Cheney in mind.



Hors d'ourves:
Pork rinds with bacon buttermilk ranch dipping sauce

Appetizer
Pork Rhumaki (bacon wrapped liver with water chestnuts, pan fried in bacon grease)

Entree
5 pounds of pork butt
1 lb pork sausage
1 lb bacon
1 lb colby cheese (shredded)
hollandaise sauce

Slice open pork but and stuff with sausage. Wrap the whole thing in bacon. Deep fry in lard. Smother with hollandaise sauce and top with cheese.
Serve with french fries (deep fried in lard, of course) smothered in sausage gravy.

Dessert
Torte Varazdin (click link for the full recipe)

Beverage
Pour him a Red Bull and Vodka to wash it all down with. And maybe a Shot of Wild Turkey as an apertif.


And don't forget to hide the defibrillator.





Special thanks to Mrs. Wally and Chescher (my chef friend) for help with the "cardiac special" recipes.

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That sounds like my lunch you're giving the bastard. How about one chili dog and a bottle of digitalis mixed with his bourbon?

posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 7:07 PM  

   
 

 

 

 

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